Reviewed by Daniel Kelly
Even the title of this porn is classic, playing off the name of a mainstream film…James Bond, no less. This reissue of a VHS pre-condom flick from the 80s is indulgent. There’s a lot of production value here and ‘artistic’ concepts (a little bit too much filler), along with some big porn names from back in the day that are SO California blond. It’s really a nostalgia trip, because, let’s face it, the hair is dated, like totally. But the bods are amazing.
The first scene is all about muscle worship and left a lasting erotic impression on my mind. Two beautiful blonds do a sort of Cirque de Soleil routine on a trapeze in the middle of a room in just their tighty whities. It is so sexy when they begin cherishing one another’s ripped, dangling bodies. These two look like they are really getting into each other, not being ordered around by an off screen director. I love the thin layers of sweat on the two men, and the focus on the details of their actions, from nipple licking to ass cheek licking. There’s a kind of unsettling moment where a huge live snake slithers over the thighs of a man getting sucked off. I could have done without this self-coitus interruptus. There’s close-up deep missionary and bent-over penetration, but what I missed was the sound of their pleasure. The whole scene is overdubbed with a sort of tribal mood music.
The second scene is pretty straightforward sucking and fucking, but what wins me over is the massage. A blond is massaging another blond’s gorgeous bubble butt with a great bikini tan line, and the camera gets right in there as the masseuse kneads the hell out of each cheek. It’s a total ass lover’s moment. The big surprise is that the masseuse leaves and a dark-haired cutie comes in to get plowed in the ass!
It doesn’t get any more California than a scene of two blonds fucking on a boat in the bright sun. This is the only rimming scene, and serious rimming at that, plus there’s some excellent varying positions of a muscle ass getting penetrated by a thick condomless cock. The final scene on a bench press features a great ass busting dildo screw. Wow. The first scene may have been my favorite from an erotic standpoint, but these last two definitely get my vote for the dirty boy awards.
View to A Thrill definitely has some sexy scenes. Compared to the boundaries that are being pushed in today’s films, it is quite tame and maybe too formulaic, but if you still have a place in your heart for 80s muscle studs, you’ll appreciate this one.
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