15 Unspoken Rules of Casual Sex

 

Period of casual dating are some of the most fun times I’ve ever had. Sure, I love me a serious relationship or two, but those periods in between serious commitments are fucking fun. Not only do you get to focus on yourself but you get to sample all different kinds of flavors of people!

However, there are a few unspoken words you need to live by if you want to have casual dating (and sexual) success, and if you’re looking for a dedicated fuck friend then you need to take these rules seriously. I took the liberty to write these previously unspoken rules down for you. Read on and become the commitmentless sexual beast you were always meant to be…

1. Learn to roll with rejection
Part of casually hooking up is getting rejected. Whether it being ghosted by a former flame or getting turned down by a cutie at a bar, it’s a part of the game. It’s not fun, but hey, it happens. Don’t throw a fit, just move on.

2. Learn to take a hint to leave
Whether you’re in the middle of Netflix and Chillin’ or you’ve just gotten done banging, your partner might be throwing some signals toward you that you’re not getting… like they want you to leave.
Look out for these signals and leave if you feel like you’ve overstayed you’re welcome.

3. “You guys need anything? Some snacks, a condom?”
Don’t be silly, wrap your willy!
For real though, put a condom on please and thanks. This will save you and your partners a lot of stress. And ladies, please keep condoms on you too.

4. There’s no shame in asking for an encore
Did you have a great fuck last week and need to have a repeat ride? Or are you itching for a round two? Why not ask to “go again, go again”!?

5. Don’t leave anything behind
I know that when the clothes are coming off, it might be difficult to track where your underwear went, but try to keep your things in one place as best as you can. Because if the night goes badly, you don’t want to be calling this person to find your shit, and you don’t want to look like you purposefully were looking for an excuse to hang out again.

6. Talk to multiple people, fuck multiple people, and you’ll fend off the feelz.
If you keep yourself occupied, you won’t have time for feelings.

7. Get tested!
Do I need to elaborate on this one????

8. Don’t stay the night… unless you’re too drunk to drive… or they have a Tempurpedic mattress
Cuddling = Feelings. But sometimes you gotta stay, there’s no shame in that.

9. Feelings? Think about if they’re real or just projections
Think about if you really are starting to like a person or if you just have a rose-colored idea of them in your head.

10. No dates, just hangs
Don’t go out on dates. Go out together and hang.

11. Holidays? Valentines? Spend them alone.
If you’re a little buzzed and you need to bone you can call them… but only after 9 pm.

12. Fucking music > emotional slow jams
I mean you don’t want to fall in love because of one Boyz II Men song, do you?

13. Too drunk to fuck? Fool around and bang in the morning
Don’t risk it! Just bang in the morning!

14. Anal requires preparation!!!
This cannot be a surprise. This requires a 24 HR notice, perhaps a douche, and maybe some poppers.

15. Don’t try to keep it casual if you know you can’t!
If you’re a feelsy boi (or girl) or if you know that you’re going to like someone too much after banging, just be honest with yourself. There’s no shame in being emotional, so long as you’re not a mess!

Top 3 Adult Dating Sites

Are you tired of all the dating apps that cater toward finding “true love”? Are you not looking for your soul mate, rather you’re looking for someone for the night? Do you just – pardon my French – want to fuck?

All you DTF guys who aren’t down to DTR if it’s anything other than a FWB arrangement, boy do I have some websites for you. You no longer need to troll around Tinder hoping to find someone who isn’t looking for a long-term thing.  There are plenty of sites and apps that cater to your desire to get laid immediately, often, and with no strings attached.

Fuckbook.com

Okay, so you’re familiar with Facebook. What if Facebook was entirely more sexy? Well, Fuckbook is just that. Instead of reconnecting with “friends” from high school, that you have no real desire to reconnect with, you can search for people in your area who are ready to bang.

Now that’s the kind of reconnection I’m talking about.

Plus, this site is easy to use, because of how familiar it feels. It’s so wildly similar to Facebook it’s actually quite baffling. Maybe Mark Zuckerberg has a hand in it, who knows?

This site is great because you can find people near you as well as people who are at a considerable distance. So, if you’re not looking to bang, but do everything you can online then this site enables that. This way you don’t have to worry about running into your fuckbuddy around town.

If you’re going on vacation or a business trip but don’t want to go without sex then you also have the ability to find people around where you will be staying when you’re away from home.

Fetlife.com

Are you all about that 50 Shades hype? Are you really into girls in leather? Or are you just really down with feet?

If you fall into any of the above categories, or anything in-between, check out Fetlife.

Fetlife is also wildly similar to Facebook (Mark Z. are you there?) but it’s for kinky people. If you are a man/woman of “specific tastes” than you should definitely cruise this site. Whether you’re looking for an orgy, an instructional rope tutorial class, or someone to just be outright mean to you for sexual pleasure Kink definitely has all of that and more.

If you have spare money lying around you can choose to “Support” Fetlife and throw some cash their way. If you choose to support you gain access to video content uploaded by users and can scroll further down explore pages and friend feeds.

Grindr

Are you gay and horny? Well, Grindr is easily the best choice for you.

If you’re looking to find guys near you that are looking to hookup then I suggest you download this free app. This app is probably the premier gay dating/hook-up app as they have the widest, gayest audience out of other dating and hook-up apps.

Download this app to find the perfect bear, otter, twink, jock, or daddy that you’re currently craving.

Check out the video below to learn more about this!