Title: Copped Studio: Studio 2000 Director: Mike Donner Cast: Damon Phoenix, C.J. Madison, Jake Havoc, Eddie Stone, Alex Fuerte, Troy Moore, Nick Mazzaro, Ben Campezi, Scott Wilde Genres:: Gay, Anal, Oral Condoms: Yes Reviewer: Daniel Kelly

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Copped, a warehouse-themed flick, is one of those highly polished adult films in which every man has a gorgeous face, pumped or ripped body, rigid cock, and big, smooth bubble butt—and the camera perfectly choreographs every angle of the sex acts, making the scenes all about objectifying the beautiful men having sex instead of simply capturing them on film while they enjoy the sex. And that is hella fine in this case!

As a sucker for meaty men with dark hair, the winning scene for me is a threesome between Alex Fuerte, Ben Campezi, Nick Mazzaro. If I’ve never mentioned in another review that I often imagine Mazzaro doing mean and nasty things to me, I’m stating it now, for the record. This monstrous man is the dominant force here, standing atop a ladder as the threesome does a cocksucking daisy chain. Their cocks glisten wonderfully because they all have their pubes trimmed so short. There is a tasty rimming of some bulbous buns and Mazzaro screws both men on a mattress while they have their legs in the air, but the best bubble butt screwing moments come when Mazzaro does Fuerte as he’s bent over a ladder, and then shen Fuerte plugs Campezi’s huge ass while he’s on all fours on the mattress. Why do big beefy-assed men look so good on all fours??

The best anal play takes place in a movie theater, where Jake Havoc wreaks havoc on thin Eddie Stone’s ass. There’s some serious finger fucking here, with Stone yanking his own cheeks apart so Havoc can get up to three digits in there. And of course, what is a Havoc seen without him inflicting some major damage on an asshole with that huge cock of his?

The cocksucking is top notch here, whether it is Stone sucking off Havoc, Damon Pheonix sucking off the long down-curved cock of C.J. Madison (playing a cop who brings Phoenix to jail for jerking off in the movie theater), or dark and sexy Scott Wilde gulping down all-American looking Troy Moore’s big and hard one.

The rimming scenes feature serious tongue lapping of juicy round booties, including Scott Wilde tasting Troy Moore, and C.J. Madison sampling Damon Pheonix. Best cum shots go to Troy Moore (amazing), Nick Mazzaro (just because he loses his balance on the mattress as he spreads his joy across his two bottoms, hence, squirting messily all over everyone, including himself), and the little man with the big ass, Damon Phoenix, who absolutely drenches C.J. Madison’s face…and then licks some of it off.

Simple vanilla sex porns with gorgeous bodies can sometimes rely too much on the looks of the men to carry the film, thereby forgetting to capture the best aspects of the sex acts. Copped is not one of them. These perfect looking men do it all—rimming, sucking, fucking, cumming—with great vigor and lots of sweat. The camera doesn’t miss one moist moment of any of it.