Reviewed by Daniel Kelly
Some pretty faces and big dicks can’t save this routine porn, which suffers from unenthusiastic performances and uninspired footage. The setup: a group of young hunks plan to hire an escort for a friend, as they sit around a card table and tell their own stories of sex.
Brad Slater, dark and cute, accidentally knocks on the wrong hotel room door…and what a great mistake. Beefy and buzzed Jason Ridge invited him in. After some body rubbing, they’re naked, and Slater goes to work on Ridge’s luscious cock before they turn it into a sixty-nine. With Slater on his back, Ridge moistens his asshole with his tongue—but the camera misses the action for the most part. He then pounds that ass missionary and doggy. They both seem into it, but I wasn’t all that aroused by this scene, mostly due to flat camera work. But Ridge filling in the tight ridges in Slater’s stomach was not bad.
Franco Santoro, who has an incredible dick, body and ass, recalls hooking up with rough trade Jacob Slater while busing tables in a bar after hours. Slater performs a fantastic blow job on that fantastic cock, and is equally hungry for Franco’s deep hole. He licks it, spanks it, and finger fucks it with harsh intensity. Frank gets fucked missionary first, but the real charmer is when he bends over to show us that great ass, and allows Slater to penetrate it roughly. But that camera needs to get up in there, too. The cumshots are both disappointing dribbles.
The obscenely hung and young Jake Havoc simply tells a story of being in bed with Bobby Williams. Blow jobs are followed by Williams getting his luscious little butt eaten by Havoc and then sitting right down on that monster cock. His cries of “that dick feels good” sound really fake, but he does indeed know how to ride a monster cock. As does Havoc when they flip flop. He cums with Williams’s dick up his ass. Their performance may have been good, but the camera never brought us there.
Chad Farrell is mousy and thin, and the guy for whom the escort was hired. The others hastily leave their cards out on the table when Brad Benton walks in. Benton has a semi-developed body, with dark hair and a cute, boyish face. Once on the couch, he licks Farrell’s pits and sucks his nipple. Their passion together is damn good. And we get the BEST close-up of the whole film when Farrell salivates all over Benton’s cock while blowing him. Shockingly, it is Benton who gets his pretty pink pucker played with when he brings his legs up in the air. Farrell struggles to try and get two fingers into that tight hole, and Benton’s groans of pleasure sound real. Benton practically does a split while on his back and gets rammed with great results. He sits on the cock, his own dick rock hard and bouncing up and down. He bends over and even gets some spanks from Farrell as he’s being fucked. And his cumshot, as he grinds down on Farrell’s cock, is a real splash.
Ironically, neither of the last two performers is particularly attractive to me, but their performance together wins as the strongest scene in a rather short and blandly vanilla film. CardTricks
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