Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
Does it come as a huge surprise that there’s a nook of porn proprietors offering sites starring young, sexy chicks who are told that a pair of glasses look perfect when paired with other gal’s muffs in their mouths? Is it close to being shocking that sites such as these are conveniently categorized as “geek” and “nerd” porn or “pron?” Well, popping out of the pocket protector of half-assed genres comes GeekGirlSex.com. Okay, so someone managed to score a genre-specific URL and is using it to lure swollen nutted dudes who need to alleviate the pressure of late-night study sessions by blowing loads to babes who allegedly can’t see that well and are good at math. Lesson learned: Porn remains one of the few arts forms consistently catering to everyone’s tastes.
Starring a stash of fresh from the casting couch up-and-cummers, this one is another experience that can be navigated with your pecker on autopilot. With a fairly sizable selection of high-resolution thumbnail pic acting as an appetizer for those new to bespectacled broads posing with their bras off and their hands meticulously studying all aspects of female anatomy, there aren’t too many major discoveries being uncovered and unclothed here. Alternating between girl/girl and boy/girl, these are all clear, clean shots that pic collectors should surely be able to fill a beaker, tugging their test tubes to. You do have to make sure to click through everything on display here, or you’re likely to miss a set hidden inside of or behind another set.
Video content can be streamed and/or downloaded in HD, Windows Media and QuickTime formats. While there are plenty of these clips to flip through, none are incredibly long or overly mind-blowing. Everything works fine, but, the play controls on the video windows didn’t show up on the screen in my experience, so fans of fast-forwarding or rewinding might be a little miffed. Basically, each scene has something to do with school, work, studying, tutoring and computers, that all magically manage to turn into impromptu lesbian festivities with toys and tongues, and hetero couples banging it out with the girl’s glasses still on, or her conveniently putting them back on just in time to take a dollop of dick cream right on the lenses—an act often incorporated into to porn-starlet Eva Angelina’s repertoire.
As advertised, GeekGirlSex.com offers up someone’s definition of geeky girls having standard sex when they’re not busy doing the geeky things that geeks do when they’re not having sex—which isn’t much to pop a rod over from any angle. Saved slightly by a generous selection of bonus sites of varying genres, you’ll still want to keep your rose-colored glasses close by to have much fun with this one.
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