Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
Remember those little “976” ads disguised as dollar bills that littered the sidewalks of the five boroughs throughout the 90s: “Push, push in my bush?” Well, it’s debatable as to whether every fantasy phone-sex broad you waxed poetic with while whacking-off to during any of those credit rating-ruining calls actually kept things smooth, or wild n’ wooly down there, because you could just as very likely been spanking it to the voice of a guy.
In these times of instantaneous visual gratification, one no longer encounters such conundrums as a site like HotBush.com specifically focuses on the follicles sprouting from the loved and intimidating hairy Bermuda triangle growing downtown in a gal’s mysterious garden. Just slightly more exciting than getting a $10 haircut at the mall, the site isn’t one you’re likely to flip your merkin over, as it’s a close-cropped and short collection of horny broads having their shrubbery manscaped by guys who are incurable addicts of the short n’ curlies and hot willing women who don’t fret over bikini lines.
As each of these just fewer than 10 (as of this writing) hackneyed scenarios plays out in streaming/downloadable QuickTime, Windows Media, Flash and iPod-formatted clips of varying lengths, dudes bury their faces in a honey’s nappy dugout like they’re trying to floss pulled pork from their teeth or gather a DNA sample for processing back at the CSI labs. While others more traditionally dip their dinkles deep into that good ole’ fashioned jungle pussy and get down, get down until internally depositing a few squirts of man-mousse that leaves the hair smooth and shiny with extra bounce and body.
Besides the fact that consistent utterances of the actual word “bush” on HotBush.com are very likely to outnumber those said during future presidential popularity surveys, handjobs, oral exchanges and explorations of the anal territories are all captured for posterity in large, clear thumbnail pic galleries and screen-caps snipped from their respective clips. Again, nothing to carve a mohawk, lightning bolt or question mark into your crotch over, but the hair-pie appreciative will likely have their cake and eat it too to this anticlimactic and only slightly satisfying salute to razor bump-lacking, scruffy snatch. As part of the RealityKings.com network of quality, multi-genre hardcore content, members are also entitled to venture into bonus sister sites that include FlowerTucci.com, BigTitsBoss.com, CumFiesta.com, BigNaturals.com and at least a dozen more.
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