30 days: $29.95, 90 days: $69.95
Genres:: All Girl, Anthology, Asian, Bondage, Couples, Feature, Group Sex, Porn-star, Solo, Threesome
One-line summary: The official site of adult darling Tera Patrick.
Reviewer: Scott Axelrod
Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
With Jenna declaring earlier this year that she was hanging up her stilettos and stepping out from in front of the lens, Tera Patrick seemingly appears rightfully fit to pick up the flaming dildo and carry on the coveted title of the most celebrated name in adult multimedia. With her exotic Asian features and a rack that you’d just love to rub your face in to, the lovely Ms. Patrick is a very viable cum-modity and a worthy successor to the boning throne.
TeraPatrick.com, stands firm as an anthology-like collection of some of the starlet’s greatest hits n’ tits. With a colorful and enticing display, this easily accessible site draws you in with a multi-faceted selection of content starring our girl and a number of other familiar cult favorite fuckers. A large assortment of high-quality photos sets serve as an appetizer here, but can just as easily be consumed as a main course during subsequent visits.
Whether dolled up and posing solo, going girl-for-girl, or being stabbed by the meat whistle of heavily tattooed Spyder Jonez (her real-life husband who you might also recognize as skinhead biker Jazz Hoyt of HBO’s OZ, and bass player/vocalist for Brooklyn Metalcore band Biohazard), Tera always has that glamorous look of dedicated professionalism. Hot shots of Savanna Samson, Brittney Skye, Arianna Jollee, Nikki Benz, Shy Love, Lucy Thai, and others in various variations, make the section worth clicking through over the 15 pages of galleries.
The streaming/downloadable movie collection is an out-and-out Tera taste-tester’s delight, with a number of “behind-the-scenes” photo shoot selections posted conveniently alongside plenty of site exclusives starring Tera and Spyder “at home” and getting down to it without any plot or fanfare. In direct contrast, a significant amount of “best of” fantasy-based material is available in which you’ll find Tera taking on the role of everyone from a Geisha girl to a lipstick lesbian to a leather-clad cum swallower, as she shares even more screen time with Spyder and even a little less than a lot with Brianna Banks. Brittney Skye and Nikki Benz themselves, pop up consistently throughout this section in more than enough whack-worthy action of their own, along with rations of Katie Morgan, Teri Weigel, Tiffany Taylor, Sasha Grey and Gwen Diamond.
Although a lot of the Tera content is focused on her on and off camera sex life with her husband and a handful of handpicked stars, there is enough variety here to make things a little more interesting than repetitiously tedious. Stirring together a healthy dose of Tera and some lauded ladies of porn, loyal fans should be satisfied with TeraPatrick.com, at least until they grow bored with it. The queen is retired, long live her big-tittied heir.
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