Reviewed by Christian Wright
Jeremy East is an all-American looking young man with a furry ass and an impressive cock who self-identifies as straight. He’s got sort of a Tom Cruise look to him, circa Risky Business, and a fascination with his own neatly muscled physique. He’s also got an impish charm that becomes evident in the often-irreverent themes for his galleries, like: “While the Roommates are Away,” “I’m with Cupid,” “Jocks and Socks,” and “Wet Boxers.” Some of the galleries combine this sense of humor with costumes reflective of the season, like “July 4th,” “Xmas 2005,” and “Cum Pumpkin,” which feature Jeremy in a cartoonish Uncle Sam outfit, Santa hat, and shaft deep in a Jack O’Lantern, respectively. (And yes, some of these thematic sessions do get a little weird.)
Each thematic set includes a representative photo and the date that it was added to JeremyEast.com. “A Shave and a Wash,” for example, features Jeremy naked in front of the sink lathering up his face and running a bath with Mr. Bubble. Once submerged, he splashes and frolics in the foam showing his ass on occasion and focusing on his feet at the end. There is no ass play and no jack-off sequence, just Jeremy taking a bath and smiling at the camera like any onlooker or voyeur should be impressed by his ability to do so.
In addition to the hundreds and hundreds of photographs of Jeremy, his ass, his throbbing manhood, his legs, and his feet are videos in WMV or Windows Media formats for both Mac and PC. “Rendezvous at Gander Mountain” is an hour-long meditation on Jeremy’s love for a woman named Marianna that really takes its own sweet time getting started. Jeremy walks shirtless along the deck of a gorgeous cabin in the woods waiting for his girlfriend/fiancée/wife, but she never shows, so Jeremy gets the job done himself. “Rendezvous,” however, takes forever to load (minutes, actually), should be hyphenated, and (on top of all of this) is relatively boring to watch until he finally starts to slap his highly photogenic bishop about halfway through.
Jeremy regularly auctions off articles of clothing that he’s worn during his photo shoots on NaughtyBids.com. Currently listed are a pair of white socks, a pair of Adidas sandals, a pair of green-striped boxer shorts, and an Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirt. All of these items have been featured in some way, shape, or form on JeremyEast.com and are currently available to the highest bidder. There is simultaneously so much going on and so little happening on JeremyEast.com that men (and women, as the case may be) who weren’t already smitten with Jeremy before they got to JeremyEast.com may be sorely disappointed by the lack of overt sexual content on his site.
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