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Site: MilitaryClassified.com
Cost:
$36.95/month (Non-recurring)/$26.95 and under/month (Recurring)
Genres:: Gay, Amateurs, Anal, Big Dicks, Blowjobs, Cumshots, Masturbation, Military, Oral, Twinks, Uniform, Young Men
Condoms: Sometimes
One-line summary: “I’ve never done this before, sir...”
Reviewer: Christian Wright
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Reviewed by Christian Wright
Rob Navarro works hard for his money. (So hard for it, honey…) Rob is the founder, webmaster, and star performer of MilitaryClassified.com and he recruits. The concept is not a new one, but Rob prides himself on a particularly hands-on approach to his work and to this site, even going so far to allude to the fact that he gives the best head on the planet. He does have a way with the servicemen, though, and all four of the U.S. military branches are represented here (with a few civilians thrown in who essentially look the part in borrowed uniforms as well). Plied with alcohol, hardcore straight porn, cash (scaled to reflect the level of adventure found in each individual man), and a helping hand, mouth, ass from the director, Navarro coaxes the cum out of them one way or another.
The layout of MilitaryClassified.com is really simple as there are no bells, whistles or bonus sites. There are, however, an astounding 14 pages of recruits to choose from (with 15 men featured on each page). While math is not my strong suit, and there is a bit of overlap, that still comes out to be a ton of original content. Most of these men are young, bordering on twink in some cases, and the predominant aesthetic is lean, white and buzz cut. There are beefier, darker, and hairier men on this site, but they are definitely in the blond minority. Each man is identified via several shorthand descriptors designed to make the decision-making process even faster. For example: “Billy-Ex-Army-Blowjob-Anal” tells you a little bit about the blond model in the photo and how far he goes/gets with the director.
Once one of these fine fellows catches your eye, simply click on his oversized thumbnail. This will open a page dedicated to this eye-catching stud where members can browse photos, or stream and download videos via Real Player or Windows Media. The Flash photo galleries are a bit odd because the perspective gets slightly warped (like when major studio releases on DVD are formatted to fit your TV screen) and all of the photos in each of the sets has to load completely before you get to the one that you’ve actually clicked on. Most of the page is actually a blow-by-blow narrative (pun intended) written by Navarro about his encounter with the featured military man with stills from the video clips interspersed throughout. (These can actually get quite lengthy, but they’re really interesting to read!) There are quite a few solo clips on MilitaryClassified.com, followed by oral scenes, with anal sequences bringing up the rear. (Note: None of the men labeled “anal” bottomed for Navarro. They are all tops from what I could see, which is a bit of a shame, really…)
This is a great site if you’ve got a military or straight-boy fetish and an absolute must if you’ve got both. As with other gay-for-pay ventures, however, the thousand-mile stare that these men often adopt as they hyper-focus on the straight porn running off camera can distract from the intensity of the actual sex happening on camera.
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