Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
For over 20 years—or 65, depending on where you get your information—Swank has been part of the glossy-covered collective of stroke books lining the highest or lowest levels of mini-marts and newsstand magazine racks nationwide. SwankMag.com sets out to bring the monthly paper-and-staple hardcore staple to an online audience, with a large compilation of pictorials and scenes from throughout its DVD catalogue.
Similar to the traditional fantasy-based photo spreads and spread-open style of Hustler, Cheri and Genesis, all of the pics contain young, sexy women engaged in solo and girl/girl poses, or paired with a fully aroused fella frozen to the page while having his way with her from foreplay to the captured-in-mid-flight cumshot. With over 50 pages to flip through, the quality of each shot varies, with some being high quality and sharp, and others having a grainier, scanned-directly-from-the-actual-magazine look. Whether it’s an oiled up, dildo-wielder humping herself on the hood of a Cadillac; a pair of young-and-in-love lovers screwing on an inflatable raft in an inground pool; three big-tittied best friends giving each other pelvic exams on a couch; or, an archeologist unwrapping a female mummy, bringing her back to life and banging the cobwebs out of her, all of your typical hardcore scenarios are here. The images are organized semi-haphazardly by year of publication, but a search engine or menu would make for much faster findings and easier navigation.
Video content continues where the stationary action leaves off, as the models suck, blow, mount, fondle, finger, tickle, lick, squirt, stroke, poke and glaze each other through dozens of streaming/downloadable clips of varying quality and lengths that are formatted for Windows Media Player. Many a ménage-a-trois sits waiting alongside a double-penetration party, while naughty nurses are ready to meticulously examine a patient’s allegedly injured schlong; picnickers help themselves to each other’s hot dogs and knishes on a flannel blanket; and, a load of random and lone ladies demonstrate deft masturbation abilities. There really isn’t anything here you haven’t come across (and to) before, but as a random and easily accessible assortment, the section is a thoroughly stirred mash-up.
A behind-the-scenes link offers photo-shoot footage featuring porn-popular hotties like Ginger Jolie, Felix Vicious, Crissy Moran, Dayton, and Delilah Stone. Syndicated feeds include Hustler’s Precious Pink, Campus Confessions, Mr. Beaver and Lipstick Lesbos, and Vivid’s Where the Boys Aren’t, Banned, and Vivid Girls series. A separate page of bonus links lead to sites of different genres, and members are given all access to the official sites of other Magna Publishing Group magazines: VelvetMag.com, GentOnline.com, Just18.com, LegAction.com, DCup.com and GenesisMagazine.com.
Longtime fans of Swank and penetration-filled periodicals in general will surely stroke out a celebratory load to SwankMag.com. As a site seasoned with a little bit of everything, it’s stuffed with enough filling to keep the printed vagina veteran calm, and the there-aren’t-enough-hours-in-the-day-to-wank-it newbies exhausted.
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