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Genres:: Classic, Big Tits, Compilation, European, Feature, Fetish, Foreign, Hairy, Interracial, Orgy, TS (She-Male), Hardcore
One-line summary: After 40 year of publishing and 10 years online, the original Danish porn-meesters are still masters of their domain.
Reviewer: Scott Axelrod
Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
Still dubbed “The first, the biggest, the most pornographic,” Danish porn precedence-setting ColorClimax.com celebrates 40 years of fuckin’ publishing, and 10 years online, with a newly “remastered” version of its multi-genre spanning site. With many more varied additions to its already generous video archive, and continuously updated contributions to its vast wealth of photos, the paper-and-staple Euro-porn staple also offers a quick-reacting, specific search engine and categorizes each niche under a “studio” banner: “Color Climax,” “Blue Climax,” “School Girls,” “Anal Sex,” “Lesbian Love,” “Sex Bizarre,” “Transsexual Climax,” and “Climax Gold.” You can also conduct searches for specific models and photo sets from a limited selection taken straight from the magazine’s pages.
Whether your tastes run towards the contemporary or hearken back to more free-loving and hairier-bushed times, the thousands of high-quality plot-based photo galleries are linked by decade, and provide us with a nice timeline for the evolution of grainer-looking erotica up to the current digital-camera style. Making your way through the literal labyrinth of pics, you’ll find the majority of performers have a distinctly European look, while a number of familiar-faced American cocksmen make cameos. Natural breasts of the pre-plastic surgery era bounce besides plenty of firm fake tits, pubic afros that prove they’re just as penetration worthy as the shaved variety, and three-ways declare that they’re definitely more fun than plain old-fashioned one-on-ones.
The “Xposed," “Femme XXX,” and “Pussy of the Month” links offer up crystal-clear shots of current-day hotties: Gauge, Dani Woodward, Monique Alexander, Devon, and plenty of other presently popular pussy, besides behind the scenes and photographer’s favorites. And the “Signature” series serves the complete photo sets of porn legends: Peter North, Rocco Siffredi, John Holmes, Bill the Bull, a few other foreign favorites, “Latex Obsessions,” and “Mega Tits.”
The “Theater” section is a real Dutch treat, as it contains a more fully fleshed-out selection than ever before. The amazingly clear transfers of these non-subtitled, sometimes dubbed “classic” loops, include plenty of liquid-gold titles like: “Hot for Cock,” “Tax Man’s Tool,” and “Dial-a-Dick” A more pumped-up “bestseller” section provides more footage from John Holmes’ (moustache-free) infamous Swedish Erotica, besides hundreds of other old-school clips like: “Spunky Lunch,” “Big Black Delivery,” and “Anal Holiday.” Crossing between multiple genres including lesbians, trannies, and some bizarre kinks, each scene is of a varying length and streams perfectly in QuickTime. You’ll definitely be able to distinguish a major contrast between the shot-in-a-few-hours-in-the-stores-the-next-day work of today, and the carefully crafted shot-on-film-from-multiple-angles approach of yesteryear's auteurs. Hustler’s Anal Intensive, Barely Legal, Campus Confessions, and Lipstick Lesbos round things up here with more up-to-date material.
Bringing itself up to speed with newer technological advances, a few dozen podcasts are available for download, and an online store is stocked with a nice selection of magazines, DVDs, lingerie, jewelry, toys, art, and even vacation packages. ColorClimax.com is a site that definitely doesn’t dick around. The copious amount of content contained here offers a full-fledged un-airbrushed hardcore experience, and there is more than enough varied substance stuffed in it to make it a one-stop for those craving a foreign filth-fest. After 40 years in publishing and 10 online, these original porn-meesters prove that they’re still masters of their domain.
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