Site: PussyStretchers.com Cost: 3-day trial, $2.95; 30-day membership, $49.95 Genres:: Big Dicks, Classic, Feature, Interracial, Voyeurism Condoms: Some One-line summary: Porn superstore; almost everything under one roof. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

BIG COCKS! Okay, but how about this from the welcome page: “Meaty Cocks Thicker Than Your Wrist.” Even better. “Tiny Cunts Overstuffed By Gigantic Man Meat.” Almost there. “Biggest Cocks on Earth.” Done. With copy like that you don’t need any exclamation points.

This site is a microcosm - a large one - that represents the internet porn world as a whole. It has a huge selection of material suited to a variety of tastes, minus some of the specialized oddities. The welcome page boasts more than 200,000 pictures, over 100,000 streaming videos and hundreds of live feeds – gigabytes of porn that varies in quality and freshness. There’s so much stuff here that I’ll sample rather than try to describe everything, starting with what the name PussyStretchers stands for: inches and girth.

For nature lovers, Tree Trunks offers a tour through the forest: lumber planted firmly in the woodland carpet, majestic timber looming over bushy undergrowth. The video quality is excellent; the action is smutty, with enough professional or real passion to make it arousing. Movies stream in a separate, sizeable 320x240 Real or WMP format window, and you can watch the whole flick or one clip at a time.

Big Cock Videos, Huge Monster Cocks, Monster Cocks Destroying Tight Cunts – Zounds! The treats I sampled here featured talent ranging across the spectrum, from the Alyssa Milano School, “I guess I’m acting because my eyes are open and my head is making noise,” to the Ooh-Ah Method: one-hundred or more identifiable and distinctly inflected moans, uttered with scaled degrees of conviction and dedication to the craft.

Sausage Party Surprise and Tootsie Poles each have thirty-six or more high quality feeds to download or stream in QuickTime format. They play in a separate window and have running times of roughly fifteen minutes per clip.

The picture section, under Top Feeds on the front page, features image sizing and quality options in a left-hand frame. The models are attractive and most of the images are high quality, but the whole section suffers because of the horrible Photoshop morphs in some of the galleries: hideously bloated, fictional meat-rods that look simply ridiculous jammed into amateurishly stretched orifices.

Other sections include Live Feeds, XXX Netwatch (“Hundreds of thousands of pictures and movies in every category imaginable! Updated daily!”), and the Daily Dirt section, described thus: “Our Pal Jerky analyses and tackles the tough issues in today’s society. Lots of humor and reader feedback in this entertaining column.” The Library section is an Erotic Film Guide and the Special section consists of the XXXpress Sex Store and More Members Only Adult Mall: toys, lingerie, DVD/video, aphrodisiacs, bath & body, and, well, more. Pretty slick.

PussyStretchers.com is easy to navigate and every link I visited worked; same for all the videos. On a few pages the username and password were required a second time, but after canceling the sign-in dialog twice, everything loaded anyway.

Just for sheer size and choice PussyStretchers gets high marks - you’re bound to find something you like. The few sour notes get washed away in a sea of writhing flesh and cascades of human goo.

A three day trial membership is $2.95; a thirty day membership, $49.95. The thirty day deal might be okay considering the amount of content, maybe steep if you’re trying to download your share with a 56k modem. But a three day trial for $2.95? If you crave mammoth phallic slabs, it’s your birthday. For three bucks you can easily grab a hefty portion of filth for your hard drive.