Reviewed by L. Raphael
I let the Do Me Ducky do me and, as far as battery-powered orgasms of the waterfowl persuasion, I have to admit that I've had better.
Besides being an average excuse for a vibrator, this ho hum toy is really the Canal Street knock-off of a clever product line of "Rub My Duckie " products. While those ducks look adorable, Do Me Ducky looks cheap, the nasty pink plastic smells cheap and it even comes in crappier packaging. Maybe it's what's on the inside that counts, but what happened to the foreplay of sex toy purchasing? I'm not taking the station wagon to Wal-Mart to browse discount toys, so give me something that's worthy of a boutique purchase - and its $19.99 price tag.
Adam & Eve manufacture so many different sex toys that, perhaps, they get a little lazy while at the masturbation board. Pink? Vibrates? Looks like an inconspicuous-enough rubber ducky? Perfect for bath time playtime? Check, sure, and why not? I guess you can call me partial, but how can a sex toy reviewer not grow picky when it comes to what helps her come?
Sure, you can put the blushing waterproof duck right where it counts and get your rocks off just like anything that vibrates, but after taking a glimpse into the crazy googley-eyed stare of the Pepto Bismol-colored quacker, why would you really want to? It's not cute - and my orgasms have seen cute. As for being a good toy for you DL masturbators, the Do Me Ducky is so obviously a sex toy. If you're looking for something that looks like an actual bath toy, whether hiding from mom, a prude lover, or a skeptical roommate, then maybe a rubber duck with an explicit butt-plug-looking battery pack poking out of its ass won't exactly do the trick. If you don't care who sees your pretty pleasurable playthings, then treat yourself to a Rabbit instead of this cutesie creature.
Okay fine, here's a plus: at least it has more than just an on/off switch. The Do Me Ducky's dial lets you go from 0 to about 30, with a little turn, letting your inner Goldilocks decide how soft or how hard you want to take it. Even with its engine revving abilities, however, compared to all the others, this ducky is just a little too….sucky.
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