Scholars believe that when God created Adam and Eve and the garden and all the trees and birds, he miscalculated the evolutionary value of lubricant, so on the eighth day he created a dizzying selection of lubricants in every adult store in every major city around the world so that his plan of “go forth and multiply” would come of fruition without harried compromises within the act of love.

Good thing God took a second look at his planner. Lubricant is as important a staple in your home as cheese and bread, and grilled cheese is damn easy to prepare; so, there is no justification why epidemic proportions of our nation use lubricant that causes stains and stickiness and needs frequent re-applications.

WET Platinum’s Premium Body Glide is guaranteed to never be sticky. Sticky sex is excusable, honorable even, when good sex demands it. And, good sex should be great sex.

A good lubricant finesses the good from the great. Directions on WET Platinum’s Premium Body Glide bottle instruct its peers to “apply as needed” and “reapply as desired". Apply it to the penis directly or squeeze some on your fingertips, then massage with your hand. Or, if you’re tampering with your partner’s pocket book, use it externally or inside the vagina. However, with a lubricant that feels this good, have fun. There is no right or wrong way to use lubricants. Massage your partner and yourself. Conservatively applied, it moisturizes the body leaving it smooth and silky. It conditions the skin without leaving it greasy or sticky. Additional lubricant can be used as needed during intercourse and WET Platinum’s Premium Body Glide will gladly glide wherever you massage it.

And because WET Platinum’s Premium Body Glide is water-based, it’s doctor-recommended when used responsibly along with safer sex. Lubricants that contain oils, fats or grease, such as baby oil, body lotions, cooking shortenings and petroleum-based jelly, can seriously weaken latex, causing a condom to tear easily.

So, whether you’re sleeping with Eve or Adam or alone tonight, use WET Platinum’s Premium Body Glide: the no-stick, no-stain lubricant that will keep the lotion in motion every time.