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Volume 7   -   Issue 1
 
Positions - The Brocclit Snack
By Tobly McSmith

Brocclit Snack

When choosing broccoli you look for a good green color, a good healthy stalk, and plenty of floret. When you are shopping with the intent to make it your healthy sex toy you look for the same things. The color doesn’t matter as much a hard stalk and lots of floret ready to tickle and tease the clit. Let’s get this sexy salad party started with good old reliable broccoli.

After thoroughly washing a big head of broccoli start peeling away potential clit rubbers. Find oddly shaped stalks and anything that looks fun to insert. Lay your lover on the kitchen table and spread her legs. Lube her up good and began working her pussy lips with the floret, while grinding the stalk hard against her clit. When she is ready and willing take a stalk, slip a condom on and jam it in her. She will be screaming for more vegetables in a way her mother never intended.

Remember that broccoli is very absorbent. As your lover reaches climax the juices will marinate the veggie. After the sex is done throw the broccoli into a boiling pot for a healthy after sex snack!

TheBrocclitSnack

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