Site: www.yanks.com Cost: 30 days: $29.85 or $39.95 for access to 3 additional sites Genres:: Masturbation Condoms: N/A One-line summary: See how the girl next door really makes herself cum. Reviewer: Scott Axelrod

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At first glance of this website address, you may think you’re about to be subjected to footage of George Steinbrenner taking one for the team with Derek Jeter, Johnny Damon, and a lubed-up Louisville Slugger, or even a walk down memory lane with some of the women Babe Ruth stuck his bat into. Fortunately, what we’ve got here is a fairly large site of girls paying homage to the ever popular practice of onanism instead.

In a salute to the all-American girl next door who enjoys fingering herself, Yanks.com contains 331 photo sets and 139 streaming-video collection sections. The various types of girls engrossed in clit-fiddling, dildo-spelunking and pounding-the-pink, run the gambit of labial gymnastics. Each girl is interviewed about her thoughts and feelings on masturbation, her favorite techniques, the types of toys she enjoys using, and what she likes to think about while trying to get herself off. Along with the written masturbation questionnaires each girl fills out, Penthouse Forum-type masturbation stories of the non-fiction/fiction kind, and the audio clips of masturbation sounds, there’s a lot of whacking-off material to whack it to. You can even have pics of the Yanks.com girls sent directly to your cell phone for when you’re stuck in traffic, or are simply afraid of offending the delicate sensibilities of your boss.

If that’s not enough, the bonus material might cause you to consider buying stock in Kleenex. There are over 150 hardcore streaming video groups including: Cheerleaders, Brazilian girls, pregnant, hairy, and slutty grandma fetish stuff, titty flashing in subways and phone booths, amateurs, pornstar scenes with Nicole Sheridan and Asia Carerra and a lot more--if you can manage to navigate your way through all of it. An online adult toy store, an adult video-on-demand link, and your typical live cam configuration are also available. For the video game fan in all of us, there's even a collection of 15 Shockwave-based adult games with some new twists on the classics including: Titris, Crab Invaders, Blackjack-Off, Match-a-Snatch, and Space Custard, which all make for a good time killer while waiting to recharge your libido batteries.

As a masturbation-themed website, Yanks doesn’t really break any new ground in the genre of diddling material. The girls featured within it aren’t overwhelmingly great-looking, but at the same time none of them will cause you to turn off your screens or poke out your eyes in disgust, either. If you're into the typical type of girl that you may, or may not, live next door to, flicking the old bean, speaking in detail about flicking their beans, and even writing about flicking their beans, then you’re definitely going to enjoy the content contained here.

The price for membership is standard fare, and the bonus features are bountiful in and of themselves. Why they call it Yanks is never revealed, but I’d venture a guess that it might be due to the overwhelming amount of patriotism being shown these days, and the fact that it focuses on America’s truly all-time favorite pastime.