Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
For a site with an intro page showing high-quality photos and promising a display of “hard cold steel in hot erotic places,” one can’t help but be led to believe that the content inside would contain professional and good-looking models displaying what could be considered the be all and end all of an erotic piercing display. What we have here are girls that appear as if they were offered an opportunity (and a few dollars) to pose in front of an outdated digital camera, with only some of them happening to have belly, nipple, tongue and clit rings. Badly staged, awkwardly posed, and cliché hardcore sex scenes do little to make up for the fact that if you’ve paid for the 150-day plan rather than the two-day trial, you might be more than just a little pissed.
Fifty-nine picture galleries of various sizes offer homemade-looking photo sets focusing mostly on “puffy” and small nipples, cameltoe, young women practicing for their next gynecologist visit, and attempts at glamour posing and BDSM play, that come across as unintentional, but humorous parodies of both genres. One example being that of a drowsy-looking short-haired blonde with her head and hands locked into a wooden stock. Her forced smile and lazy posing made me feel like I was accidentally given someone else’s souvenir vacation photos taken at a badly rendered version of an historical theme park built in an unfinished basement. Other galleries have women standing underneath a rain machine looking cold and unhappy, in what one could only guess were the moments before they caught pneumonia.
None of the ladies look to be in overwhelmingly great physical shape. While others don’t seem to be overly interested in being in front of the camera longer than necessary, or at all. Except maybe the lady in the cowboy hat flashing the camera, in what looks like the parking lot of a Home Depot. These are truly amateur photos, with an amateur look to them, apparently shot by amateur photographers. The 22 video clips (in my experience) didn’t stream when I clicked on them, and only worked when they were downloaded. Most of these are the pic sets come-to-life, with short descriptions describing the action. Each set is divided into short clips featuring a variety of masturbation footage, teen lesbian action, and some hardcore penetration and double penetration, complete with cumshots that some of the ladies don’t look too excited to be in the same room as.
A collection of short erotic stories written by site members, a XXX video shopping mall, and a bonus section featuring more of the same types of pics, which in an odd decision on the part of the site’s editor, weren’t put into the section actually titled “pics,” add more bytes that blow to this generic and lackluster experience.
Of course, experiences and tastes do vary, so while I give this site a relatively low rating, you yourself may come to love it, and cum while loving it, all the while thinking of me as just some cynical know-it-all that’s seen more adult material daily than most people do in a lifetime. But this site was a letdown, considering all the potential I thought it was going to have when I first saw its domain name.
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