Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 Imagine you're standing in a bar, and catch sight of the prettiest gal in the joint. She starts to walk your way, winks at you as she nears, brushes up against you, and then farts loudly. That's a lot like my experience with WildTarts.com. The front page was fancy and had hot girls all over it. I click to the next page and get bombarded with more cuties. I log in and find out that not only are the pics high res, but they can be downloaded all at once as zip archives. Get myself a few of those to peruse, and they look just as good as they did on the front page. So far, so good!
 Next I check out the Bonus and Friends sections, featuring the usual cams and chats, and the Friends portion is home to links to several sites with chicks who hate staying dressed, or who want you to watch them get their freak on. One login seems to work for all. This is where the hottie metaphorically winked at me. Then I click to the videos section expecting to finish out with a solid 5/5 site. That's when it farted in my face, a stinky fart, that read "Your login has been disabled due to exceeding the maximum bandwidth usage of ~600MB in under two hours." And I'm out for the next six hours until the cap is reset.
 It's bad enough that they don't warn you about this sort of thing before it just happens, but it bugs me further that so many sites don't have a bandwidth cap of any kind and get along just fine. So I was annoyed, and it gave me plenty of time to start scrutinizing what I was looking at. The closer I looked at the girls, the more I realized they all fit into that "very young" classification. A couple are a bit too skinny for their own good. There really isn't a ton of content on this site (maybe two dozen videos with image counts to match), and I wonder if they slapped the cap on there to keep you from noticing that you could otherwise blow through everything here in one night.
 Once the videos get back up and running, I take a look here, and find more ups and downs. The camerawork is generally well done and the higher resolution DivX clips look great (also available in Windows Media format), but they're all broken up into smaller chunks of around 30MB apiece. That's not so bad until you run across one that's broken into 21 separate parts, totaling over 600MB, so you can't even get that whole video without busting the bandwidth cap. In any case, some of the stuff is definitely hot and I'll be checking it out again later. The stuff that's not depends more on the amateur status of the women involved here.
 Several tried to dodge the cum shot, or looked really unhappy getting any of it on them. One approached giving a blow job with all the enthusiasm of taking a calculus exam, just bobbing her head mechanically, frowning with her eyes and looking bored every step of the way. I also saw a few of the quietest sex scenes ever filmed. By their expressions they might have been enjoying it, but you'd never know it by listening. To me, that’s a sign of distraction, discomfort, and/or disinterest. It's also sort of depressing the way some of the guys blow their load and then just run off camera, while the gal has to do all the clean up herself, again, showing very little pleasure in doing so. There are certainly ups and downs here. I've seen as many better sites as worse than this, so while I think the folks behind WildTarts.com are on the right track, you might want to wait a bit before jumping aboard their train.
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