Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 The online adult entertainment community once again sallies forth in its quest to save the consumer the time, gas, and gumption needed to make the trip to the local out-of-the-way porn entertainment emporium, by literally bringing a fully stocked smut supermarket to your computer screen. Thus, not only passing the savings on to you, but allowing you to pass on having to walk over that sticky linoleum floor past that collection of gigantic realistic dildos, while inhaling the tear-inducing bouquet of ammonia and the nauseating smell of whatever the hell the guy perched behind the high counter happens to be eating at the coincidental moment you enter his establishment.
 WildPornPass.com is pretty wild if you feel like forgoing another night of driving around doing nothing, to stay home with an economy-sized jar of Vaseline® and a big box of baby wipes. With literally thousands of streaming and downloadable DVDS at your fingertips, you’ll be spending far more time trying to narrow down the overwhelming amount of choices, than you probably will actually watch the flicks themselves. Spanning 20 of the most beloved genres including: Big Tits, Anal, Blowjobs, Cumshots, Gangbangs, Interracial, Latinas, and Teens, and rapidly growing fan favorites: ATM, Internal Cumshots, Squirting, and MILF, there is plenty of fodder to feast on for both the seasoned penetration veteran, and the still-masturbating-to-magazines rookie.
 Each genre’s heading tells you precisely the number of movies contained in its section, and once your member directs you where to go, each DVD pleasantly displays its box cover, the performers performing in it, and a brief but detailed synopsis, that if you are blessed with the ability to read really fast, will make your search go that much quicker. It’s an extremely user-friendly presentation they’ve put together here. The videos themselves load very quickly and play very smoothly whether you decide to download or stream them. Most are divided up into a varying number of scenes that are divided themselves into about half-a-dozen clips that vary in length, but are all long enough for you to ultimately make it to the moment of the orgasm groan, while your body spasms like that grey-haired guy who won American Idol, and endorphins squirt swiftly through your synapses.
 A lovely number of lusted-after ladies can be found here doing the ole’ in-out and many other wickedly wild activities including: Briana Banks, Belladonna, Taylor Rain, Isabella Soprano (of “Moonlite Bunny Ranch” fame), Kami Andrews, Ariana Jollee, Jenna Haze, Rachel Rotten, and a sack so full of girls who are soon-to-become stars, that I’d get carpal tunnel if I gave them all due credit. If the DVD compendium is not enough to get your peter pumping, it's disappointingly overlooked alternative fuel. There are over 35 bonus sites that vary in size, content, and catchy titles: 18 Inches of Pain, Blowjob Sandwich, Pink Eye Surprise, White Boy Stomp, Shots of Cum, Fuck the Babysitter, and Dildo Brutality. Here, a very brave bunch of gals, take all species of household objects into all orifices, including (but not nearly limited to): a water cooler bottle, plump pickles, a fence post, an aluminum baseball bat, over 25 pencils, and even a long loaf of freshly baked baguette!
 If that example failed to cause your taste buds to water, then I don’t know what pleases you people, but I stand firm in my endorsement for WildPornPass. There are a number of similar sites like VideoBox.com and HardcoreVideoNetwork.com for example, but this one has a reasonable monthly fee, very cheap trial memberships, and frequent updates, making it an impressive starter site for the uninitiated, and another notch on the bed post of the old-time porn pro alike.
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