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www.vintagetaboo.com Cost: 7-day trial: $9.95, 1 Month: $21.95, 3 Months: $49.95, 6 Months:
Genres:: Vintage, Bondage, Classic, Hardcore, Models, Natural breasts, Spanking, Strippers
Condoms: No One-line summary: An erotically educational trip through the tits and pieces of adult entertainment history. Reviewer: Scott Axelrod | Rating:
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Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
Stepping out of the hardcore here and now for a little bit of titty time traveling can be very refreshing. After only a few minutes, all of the implant-enhanced cans and perfectly pubeless pudenda of contemporary adult material will seem too sleek and overproduced, especially when pitted against the gravitational pull of natural knockers, the mystery of between-the-knees forests and the costumed-enhanced spectacles that were requisites of the smut that generations of Internet-lacking masturbators once considered scarce and harder to cum by luxuries to lube up to. VintageTaboo.com is an ambitious and nicely arranged online museum designed for the true porn connoisseur, as it details decades of decadent history in sizable pic sections and boasts the largest frequently updated vintage movie collection on the net.
Spliced into categories—“BJs,” “Cheesecake,” “Boobs,” “Derrieres,” “Fetish,” “Girlfriend,” “Hardcore,” “Hose,” “Spanking,” and “Catfights”—the site spotlights the pre-1920s through the late 1970s (we’re told here that the porn pic itself dates back to the 1860s), and includes content that was obviously considered overly risqué for the times. Victorian dames with dicks in their mouths are posted only a few frames from your more traditional French postcard-style gals and “Flappers” with strategically held hands over breasts and eyelashes flitting underneath parasols.
The popular black-and-white behind-the-counter snapshots showcase “Nudie Cuties” lounging around in the buff and exhibiting jungles of grown-out bush, while spreads starring some of the whack-worthiest starlets of stage, screen, burlesque (and currently, cemeteries and obscurity) include Bettie Page, Candy Barr, Tempest Storm, Blaze Starr, Busty Brown, Rosina Revelle, Kitten Natividad—to name a few of many. A few pages further, more modern-day stroke-mag material (a colorful collage of out-of-print issue covers are given their own section) is comprised of couples kicking and licking it new school with some old-school flair. These will definitely look more familiar to your more casual cock-puller who may have been around to tug one off in the sticky seats of any Times Square cinema. Each shot is very clear and easily accessible for further forensic investigation.
Arranged by decade, the QuickTime-formatted film clips further thrust historical erotic education at you, as a visual timeline documents the popularity of porn throughout the progression of the moving picture. Spanning everything from silent film suck-fests that ushered in many of the most commonly clichéd fantasy set-ups, to a stag piece starring Marilyn Monroe’s barely recognizable mams, to Jayne Mansfield’s coveted cans, to John Holmes’ legendary longsword, to Chesty Morgan's use of her whoppers as weapons, and loads of other interesting gash-filled action, these restored clips play cleanly, and are certainly worth a viddying.
Although it unfortunately lacks any written descriptions, explanations or further trivia, after scouring all of the nostalgic tits and pieces of VintageTaboo.com, the porn puzzle should become a lot less taboo to the uninitiated, as routinely occurring themes of bondage, lesbianism, lingerie, fetish, S&M, big boobs, round booties and multi-position penetrations, have all managed to transcend time and tastes, and maintain their popularity among the majority of today’s adult entertainment-endorsing audiences.
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