Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 Other than its catchy laugh-inducing domain name, there isn’t much at VaginaFromChina.com (LOL!) that Westerners roving the ever-changing online porn landscape haven’t seen imported from the Orient before. Offering almost as many choices as those pushy old ladies hawking bootleg DVDs in Chinatown, the site is your basic photo/video collection of naked and half-naked Asian chicks from China, Japan, Thailand and other Far East locales.
 The pic section is a straightforward thumbnail gallery viewable in low and high quality. Besides a slight difference in size, I couldn’t see much of a difference between the two. Composed predominantly of solo posing shots, with the exception of a few boy/girl and girl/girl sets, the gals are dressed and half-dressed in your everyday collection of clothes that girls on these sites are usually found wearing and not wearing. Many a pink, dark-haired kumquat is spread and speared by a vibrator or manicured finger in the form of masturbation demonstrations, while dark-nippled breasts are self-squeezed with slightly lackluster and forced-looking enthusiasm. Even with some smiles and faux sensuality, nobody really seems to be that comfortable in front of the camera. And, like a girl that just lies there literally allowing you the privilege of jerking yourself off inside of her warm orifice while she reads the paper and occasionally lets off a moan, it becomes a killjoy very quickly.
 Clearly labeled according to theme—“Hairy Pussy,” “Milking Dick,” “Asian Girl with Huge Tits”—it’s a pretty self-explanatory experience unless you’ve never been to a sex site before, Asian or otherwise. What's linked as the video section contains significantly less content with only six scenes total. Formatted for all modem speeds in Windows Media and QuickTime, the only ones even worth glancing at are those in High Resolution, as the other two have that pixilated look with the warped audio of a record spinning at the wrong speed or one of your watched-way-too-much-but-never-plan-on-throwing-away VHS treasures.
 Other than being rudimentary suck ‘n fucks that begin with the ladies testifying on behalf of the Asian community as to why Asian women are sexually appealing, there really aren’t many unique thrills stuffed into these quickies. It’s kind of sad, because even though Bobbi Blair, Kaya, Katsumi, Kianna Dior, Nautica and “Lovely Asian Lady,” offer some powerful evidence, their appearances climax and conclude before you and your Kleenex® have the chance to absorb all of it. "Bonus Sites" is a selection of Asian-based DVD streams that only sort of make up for the disappointing amount of them found at VaginaFromChina.com itself. None are overly exciting either, but your taste for a little more Asian flavor should be momentarily satisfied by this small buffet. Or, at least until you get hungry again a few hours later.
VaginafromChina
 Email this review to a friend
|
