Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Another installment in the gonzo porn genre, TrannySurprise makes an extremely lame attempt to convince us that a man with a video camera and one of his goofy-looking friends can pick up women and get with them inside of ten minutes. Even more credibility straining is the fact that every woman they pick up – whoops – just happens to be transsexual! I entered (and left) this site wondering exactly where the “surprise” part comes in, but each installment contains a half-hearted attempt by the guy involved to be shocked that his hookup has a dick, or that her pussy is a little “different.” (“Uh, what? You used to be a guy? Oh well, you’re so fine, I don’t care!”) It’s a bit embarrassing, but since at least some of the sex is hot, I’ll let them get away with it. As with so many sites, much of the hotness depends upon the individuals in question. The episode with Christina, for instance, is borderline ridiculous – she is so obviously transsexual, so obviously faking her enjoyment of the sex, and her paramour, Carlos, so obviously has difficulty getting hard. At least, I thought as I watched this non-spectacle, get guys who are into transsexuals to do the movies! Some segments, however, are winners: Celeste, though a pre-op, is a very convincing woman, and clearly enjoys the ramming she gets. And Nicole, whose Jackie Joyner-Kerseyesque body and fully functional cock got my juices going, has a reciprocal tete-a-tete with sweet-looking Jason. Unlike most of the movies, where the guys give it and the girls get it, Jason gets sucked, fucks Nicole like a champ, then has Nicole return both favors. There is an awful lot of camera-checking here, though: every episode I watched featured both parties looking to the camera continually for guidance. I suppose that’s what happens when you pair up a straight guy with a male-to-female transsexual: Duh, what do I do with this? Then of course there’s the cameraman, who, at the end of every episode, when jizz has been adequately spilled, says something like, “Looks like you both had a good day, huh? Take care, I’ll see you guys soon!” Where are we, Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood? The navigation system on this site is cumbersome, but to get around the annoying movie interface, simply download the movies in big chunks, then toss them in the trash when you’re done (unless you find one you want to hold onto for posterity). The picture galleries, unfortunately, make you enlarge each shot one by one, with no way to get from one large image to the next. But if you want to clog up your hard drive further, you can download the pics as a zip file, then view them with whatever editor you use.
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