Site: www.thedirtyoldman.com Cost: $34.95/month includes other Sweet sites Genres:: Amateurs, Mature, Toys Condoms: Some One-line summary: All right, luv, why don’t you take your clothes off now, just nice and slowly, okay? That’s lovely. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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There's something to be said for experience, and if a man in his sixties doesn’t have that, even before he reaches his hundredth video on his porn site, then what does he have? Certainly not looks, in this case – though his face is kindly, Mike, the dirty old man in question, is flabby and out of shape, and his tool, though pleasingly curved, is modest. He does have a British accent (always seems to work on the ladies) and a kind of fatherly manner that’s much less creepy than you might imagine. What holds all this together, though, is experience – this is a guy who loves sex, loves women, and knows what he’s doing.

The videos range in tone from a tender training session for adult films with shy young teen Blue Rose, to lusty romps with older women, to a full-fledged debauch with three girls (SweetLoads and FistingLessons fans will no doubt recognize popular Sweet models Maya, Missy and Sydnee in the Anniversary Special). But what they all have in common is that Mike loves to make women come, and no video is complete without at least one, if not multiple, female orgasms. This is sadly not the norm for amateur porn sites, and this single component not only makes this site special, it also means that the girls involved always know they’re going to have a good time. Some folks may be turned off by watching the old guy get it on. But for me, when the girls have a good time, I have a good time.

Mike clearly enjoys himself too, and though he’s not a prototypical dirty old man (picture the old guy on the park bench in the classic TV show Laugh In), he does like to have the girls play with themselves and show off while he watches and strokes himself. Happily, he doesn’t make himself the focus of the films, even if he does make himself the focus of the pleasure. His chief kink, it seems, is gentle instruction, and getting girls to go as far as they can for the sake of pleasure. What that means is different for each girl he films, but you can bet it will usually involve ball-licking, anal sex, and a visit from Mike’s favorite dildo, Mr. Spikey. His technique couldn’t be further from that of humiliation king Steve Sweet, however – even when performing the dirtiest acts, Mike is respectful to the point of reverence toward the female form. (See the Exclusive Galleries for some of those acts – a horsey fantasy, pissing scenes, large object insertions, and other kinktastic content.)

Most of the more recent films can be streamed using Windows Media Player or Quicktime, of which the latter is more reliable and easier to deal with. Windows Media required me to enter my username and password every time I loaded a new ten-minute clip. Quicktime freezes up now and then, but save your sanity and download it for free if you don’t have it.