Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 First came the commandments. Then, braided Bo Derek came slow-mo jogging down the beach. There are still many that can barely count to it. Now, you need only let your fingers dance across those crusty keys to come and cum to Ten.com, the site version of that adults-only network of channels you always manage to “accidentally” run into (and internally debate ordering) during those early afternoon channel-surfing sessions—Hey, you know very well that everything between The Price Is Right and Judge Judy just blows!
 Like a second cumming of the highly sought after, definitive dvd-stuffed compilation presentation, this one’s panties are bulging with enough content to carry you through your most manic of masturbatory frenzies. With a colorfully inviting and self-explanatory layout, members are limited only by onset indecisiveness when it comes to who, doing what, they particularly prefer to viddy. Boasting 5,000+ streaming/downloadable scenes clocking in at 15,000+ minutes and starring an encyclopedic extravaganza of nearly 2,000 performers (as of this writing) spanning everyone you’d expect, hope and pray for, blue-balls is probable by the time you’ve slalomed through all of the famous fuckers, amateur diddlers, fresh-faced rookies and reamed-beyond-repair retirees, marking this course of highly-viewable vag. Streaming clips however, requires a quick and painless download of Microsoft's Silverlight program for both PC and Mac.
 Visitors who aren’t satisfied with the updated-every-few-hours fare posted on the main page, can trudge through your typically thick load of familiar genre/niche links, or pinpoint exactly whose appearances they're going to dedicate the day’s wanking schedule around. A left click of the “Stars” link, rolls out an eye-blurring directory of suspects to scroll up and down though, without the more obvious option to type what you're looking for anywhere in sight. A quick control/command +F combo is the perfect substitute for such a surprisingly absent feature.
 One can also conduct searches focused on sex acts, physical attributes, titles, toy types, clothing, settings and studios. Sounding more complicated than it is, all of the video content plays in DVD-quality, and is basically the same thing you'll see if you order it up pay-per-view style on that wall-mounted flat screen. Here, you can also organize and bookmark those moments closest to your heart and hard-on for future reference, in the customizable “My Ten” section.
With additional access to an exclusive iPhone app, iPod-formatted bonus scenes and a sweet hookup to 11 more fully-functional sites of varying genres, the penis-unsheathing purist, callous-palmed cocksmith, rubbed-his-pipe-rusty tubesnake wrangler and pink-peckered sex-site newbie, are liable to set aside their differences and unanimously agree, that Ten.com is an overwhelmingly stiffy-stirring venue, that online porn punters will want to get their skeet on to.
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