Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 Ahh, the anus. Originally designed for waste removal from the body, for thousands of years now it's been the optional—and sometimes preferable—method of entry on a woman. Nevermind that there's a hole designed specifically for the purpose of being violated a couple inches away. The poop-chute is a modern-day holy grail of sexual conquest. If that's the case at TempleOfAnal.com, it's a case "veni, vidi, vici."
 Some of the scenes here have a little setup, but many don't bother. Just get some girl naked (or mostly so) and start jabbing at her holes, sometimes even braving a little double anal. Didn't know that sphincter could be stretched that far without giving. From a whores-and-buggy carriage ride foursome that makes Central Park's romantic version look positively boring by comparison to a one on one around the world where a guy switches holes fast and free, anal fetishists have found a place to call home.
 The site's layout is clean and simple, with only six pages with links direct to videos to download, only stopping to show you a few thumbnails of the goods ahead of time. Across the top of the page is a network navigation bar, allowing you to contact customer support, or more importantly, switch sites on the fly to any of the seven others in the network. There's a decent mix, with names like FuckForThree.com, ShootMyFaceWithCum.com, TeenAndCocks.com, BlackBitchesClub.com, and BreastBoobsAndTits.com, and they all follow the same format. No matter how far you wander, it'll feel just like home.
 There aren't any photos to speak of other than the preview thumbnails. It's all about the video here. Of the 27 or so available, there were problems with a few that had audio but wouldn't display any video, even after downloading and installing the special codec linked on their page. You get one file per video, in one size only, ranging from 100MB to 400MB. The way they're set up isn't immediately friendly to download managers, and I was only getting about 140k/sec per video (even on multiple concurrent downloads), implying there might be a speed cap, though I ran into no daily limit or anything. No DRM to speak of, either. Once you have them, they're yours to keep.
 And from there, it's movie time. All .avi format videos may require the suggested codec, but I had no trouble running most of them in Windows Media Player or Nero Showtime from the get-go, aside from the few that wouldn't play at all. Resolution is 480x368, and it looks pretty good when stretched to full screen. All the scenes have a professional look to them, including sets and props, and some are clearly ripped straight from DVDs. The price is right where it ought to be, and the $1 trial is hard to pass up. So sit back, relax, and prepare to see these anal temples reduced to glorious ruin.
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