Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 It's been an abnormally warm winter so far this year. Some blame El Nino, some blame global warming. I'm half inclined to blame the yummy hotties over at TastyTeenPoon.com for keeping things unusually hot around here. And with a $5 trial, they could warm your cockles, too. It's a setup of "where the boys aren't," featuring a bevy of battery-operated bullet-riding young babes giving their best solo performances. Some dance, some strip, and some just get right down to pleasuring themselves in one hole or another. Nothing too extreme here; just girls and standard sex toys of usual size. If you're looking for a freak show, you'd better look elsewhere.
 Logging into the site gives you the very basics. No flash, no show, just plain text links to videos, pictures, XXX games, and some video-on-demand extras. Nothing to write home about, but at least everything works. The live cams and streaming video link offsite and have other requirements like Shockwave, but you shouldn't have much trouble finding your way around at all.
 There are no photo archives, but there are plenty of galleries and lovely faces to peruse. They certainly stuck to the young and fresh feel, as all these girls have that "girl next door" look to them, and the implants and plastic are at a minimum. As a result, a lot of the bodies and boobies look barely developed, but they swear they're legal. You won't see any repeats or same girl/different outfit knockoffs. Everything I saw—though sharing the same theme—had it's own unique flavor and feel to it.
 Everything's pretty fun to watch and consistently good within the theme. They're not all screamers, but you can tell they're getting their money's worth out of that dildo. Files run about 50-100MB apiece in Windows Media format, running 320x240 resolution and about 10-20 minutes each. Not huge and the resolution isn't spectacular, but you can download them pretty fast and get right to the fun. Just depends whether you value speed or quality, but there are about 95 full videos (no broken-up clips to fuss with) to keep you busy for a while.
 You've mainly got live cams, some XXX novelty games (Blackjack, Poker, naughty Jigsaw Puzzles), and some streaming, pay-by-the-minute DVD content. The games are predictable and get old pretty fast, but whether you're willing to pay money to "rent" porn DVDs above and beyond the primary cost of the site is entirely up to you. If you like your ladies alone with nothing but some plastic toys between you and your voyeuristic tendencies, swing by and check out the three-day trial. You can get some decent goods for a reasonable price.
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