Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 As if sites like Squirt4Real.com weren’t already flooded and flooding the online market with gratuitous displays of skilled female ejaculators, along cums Elegant Angel to bring you an even wetter experience fittingly christened SwallowSquirt.com. As part of the Pornstar Network of niched sites, this medium-sized selection not only features famous g-spot fluid expellers, like Flower Tucci of FlowerTucci.com fame, but a reasonable assortment of other ladies anxious and eager to get down, dirty and covered with massive amounts of freshly squeezed splooge from both girls and guys.
 Besides the frame by frame, varying quality (mostly blurry) screencap collections included in the three pages of material here, each downloadable video runs 17-25 minutes in high and low speed, quick loading, Windows Media Player and QuickTime formats. As a hodgepodge of ménages and group setups, the only thing more exciting than a room full of fully aroused and swollen genitals is the fact that all the ladies here love to squirt, be squirted on and swap semen/saliva cocktails. Besides Ms. Tucci (who’s planted in more than a few sections), other sexy and womanly watering cans include Ariana Jollee, Tiana Lynn, Jenna Presley, Sierra Sin, Angela Stone, Eva Angelina, Annie Cruz and Georgia Peach. Representing the dudes are veteran swordsmen like Randy Spears and some other stunt cocks you may or probably don’t know.
 Stirred into all the multi-angled hardcore displays of penetration are literal overflowing and forceful faucets of girl-juice spraying in all directions and hitting everyone in range including the cameraman and his camera. With detailed introductory paragraphs available to whet your whistle, all of the action is summarized beforehand so you’ll at least have some idea when and where you’ll want to duck and cover. Like a bathing party sponsored by Caligula or an extremely demented version of Gallagher’s watermelon smashing act, not a single drop is spared or anyone’s thirst for biological hydration unquenched. Just to be safe, you might want to invest in a poncho, raincoat, pair of galoshes or an umbrella, in case your screen springs a leak. Flood insurance might not be a bad idea, either.
 Not as overwhelmingly sticky or traumatic as a fully blown bukakke exhibition, SwallowSquirt.com does, however, manage to pour a lot of liquid into a slightly confining and considerably small amount of space. Ejaculation buffs are likely to feel baptized as they immerse themselves in the waters collected here. Somewhat-as-sodden bonus sites include CoverMyFace.com, LoadMyMouth.com, PeterNorth.com, SpermCocktail.com, and the hundreds of other destinations speckled throughout PornStarNetwork.com itself.
 Email this review to a friend
|
