Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 Hopping once again aboard our titty time machine, we find ourselves stuck somewhere in the mid-80s surrounded by brunettes with natural breasts and bottle blondes with enough unkempt bush to feed merkin factories for generations of pubeless poon to come. But this trip is a bit different. Here, legendary erotic photographer Suze Randall (her work has appeared in Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler) serves up SuzeClassics.com: a sizeable feast of many well-known and forgotten-about porn starlets of the era artfully captured by her camera’s eye, and on video, where they provided many a thrill to excited owners of a freshly purchased consumer gadget called a VCR.
 Clearly accessible by interlinked categories, members will find their way through a photo section that offers clean, multi-sized thumbnailed shots of the gals who set a precedence for on-screen screwing, including the late Savanna (who many consider the epitome of the pornstar prototype), Racquel Darrian, Janine Lindemulder, Anita Blond, Alicia Monet, and even an up-and-cumming Jenna Jameson, among a number of others who are somewhat recognizable, but more likely to be more familiar to those ardent supporters of hardcore who were also old enough to appreciate it at the time.
 Retro video clips are provided appropriately enough by Suze Randall productions and are easily viewable in downloadable (300k, 1000k, 2000k) Windows Media format. It’s here that you can truly study, examine and dissect the look and feel of a porn-producing style, that although hasn’t necessary aged too well, can still clearly be seen as inspiration for that which you and your wiener both enjoy today. The teased hair, lush and expensive-looking set pieces and the intimacy between performers who didn’t appear as if they were rushing through their routines to run out the door waving a paycheck, stir up nostalgic feelings all the way from Ginger Lynn to Amber Lynn and all of these other ladies of the 80s (and a few who predate the decade) Randall has thus far managed to include in this ever-growing collection.
 Even with huge glaring absences from many popular performers and barely any background biographical/professional information listed to help school those late cummers still working their way up whacking ladder, SuzeClassics.com is as near enough to a filling nosh as you’re likely to come across when searching for something not too old, but fairly far from way too new. Ms. Randall’s Suze.net is offered as a bonus for those craving content that’s a bit more contemporary and still breathing.
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