Site: www.supertwink.com Cost: 3-day trial is $1.95, 30-day membership for $29.99 Genres:: Gay, Fantasy, Twinks Condoms: Yes One-line summary: Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane…..Naw, it’s just another lousy website. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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Superheroes used to be sexy. I’m picturing Chris O’Donnell as Batman’s ever trustworthy sidekick Robin, decked out in all his Boy Wonder finery, complete with six-pack armor plating. Or better yet, lithe and mysterious Tobey McGuire as super-stud Spiderman, swinging his way through downtown canyons directly into many a gay boy’s wet dream. And most of us have the standard fantasy about getting naked with Dean Cain’s Superman.

SuperTwink is no masked marvel. I mean, how many super heroes do you know, gay or otherwise, that wear makeup while they fight crime? Something about a guy with day-glo pink and orange eyeshadow and thick painted on eyebrows makes my cock shrink faster than you can leap a tall building with a single bound.

The website, www.SuperTwink.com, offers a series of eight fantasy scenarios, most of which involve our fictitious crusader intercepting on behalf of gay men in some sort of sexual peril. When two guys on a date, for example, resort to watching porn for kicks instead of devouring each other, SuperTwink (billed as The Caped Crusader of Cock) prances in to save the day with a threeway. Trouble is, I didn’t really want to see any of the models naked or otherwise at that point.

The quality of the gallery snapshots and downloadable moving clips is fine and dandy; no complaints there. And the webmaster for SuperTwink.com scores a point for the initial creative spark behind the site. However, anyone with their finger on the pulse of what’s currently hot in gay porn would undoubtedly replace the model playing SuperTwink with someone with a little bit more sex appeal…..and minus the makeup. Even those among us who enjoy twinkies would find this superhero a bit nellie. The other models on the site don’t fare much better when scaling raw sex appeal.

I mean, holy crap Batman. SuperTwink.com is the website equivalent of deadly kryptonite. Next time I’m in a situation of sexual peril, I certainly won’t be crying out for SuperTwink to save me.