Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 What’s
so wonderful about anime boys is that they are usually better than
the real-life variety. Not in this case. I don’t really know what
to say about monster-sized cocks with huge red mushroom-like heads,
except that you should avoid them. I love penises, but these look
like they’re about to explode…in a bad way. Nothing that I saw here
made me want to run out and molest some hot men (which would be
my typical reaction.) Rather, the artwork just made me want to run.
Far, far away.
 The
few 3D computer graphics are decent yet uninteresting; the action
is difficult to see. Why bother looking at it? I am also surprised
at the bad Photoshop skills otherwise demonstrated throughout www.studtoons.com.
I see little attention to detail except in a few of the images,
and many of them appear to be traced. In addition, I don’t know
where one of the artists got his/her image backgrounds from, but
I doubt the German airline Lufthansa would appreciate the fact that
their planes clearly appear in gay cartoon porn.
 Hot
Rod, the only cartoon-style “video” on the site, is actually just
a comic strip. Not a very good one, either. Named after its creator,
the strip describes the sexual exploits of a guy named Rod, using
mediocre artwork. Never before has pubic hair more closely resembled
a clump of damp moss.
 There
is very little cartoon content on this site. For example, the “200+
images” in the Gay Toons and Art gallery, when counted, total a
mere 62. The photo albums bring you right back to the main image
gallery when you click on “toons”. “Videos” does not contain any
animated videos, and many of them would not work even after I checked
for media compatibility. The erotic stories are simply that, typically
what you might find in any gay porn magazine. What remains when
you are done with are more basic gay sites and products. Ho hum.
 I
did recognize some of the animated characters from series like Kenshin,
Dragonball, One Piece, Pokemon. YuGiOh, and more. However, I suspect
that most people don’t want to see old man Roshi the Turtle Master
naked and fucked, or Pikachu’s tiny yellow penis. Most of the characters
are getting some action (for what it’s worth), but Pikachu isn’t
seeing any of it. He just stands there, hanging out with Ash, that
little Technicolor winky erect for all to see. Is this good or bad?
You decide.
I’ve seen free sites that were a lot better than this. I didn’t
see anything here that could justify the amount of money you have
to pay for monthly membership. Better artists are needed, and more
of them too. Sadly, I kept thinking that what was presented here
is all-too-similar to what I’d find in a horny gay high schooler’s
notebook.
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