Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
 We've all heard the myth…the elusive strip club where you can get a lot more service for your money, but I know I've never found one of those places. Odds are you haven't either, but to keep the dream alive, StripClubExposed.com gives you a peek at what might be, somewhere out there, a glimpse of a happy place where the women not only get you worked up, but also help relieve the pressure. Nobody likes blue balls, after all. More specifically, here the women are, according to the site, being "punished" for such crimes as being late for work, calling in sick, or having their periods. The reality of the videos seems more incidental where an already pretty willing harlot takes a suggestion and runs with it.
 The main page in the members’ area has a slew of thumbnails down the middle linked to all sorts of dancing, sucking, and sex onstage, but for easier navigation slide all the way down to the bottom where you can get quick links sorted by full videos, clips, streaming, and photos. Everything above is color-coded so you can tell what's what; I just found the presorted links at the bottom to be a lot easier to use. Streaming works fine, but your best results will come with the full downloads (some WMV, some MPG), and the experience here was breezy as well. Everything flowed right into my download manager without any hassle, and the files only range from 20MB to about 150MB, so they won't take too long to pick up, either. The trade-off is the resolution. Most come in at only 400x300, which is a fair balance between clarity and file size. A bit of graininess turns up when you run them full screen.
 Still, damn, these are some fine lookin' women. Strippers in every sense of the word, they rival anything I've seen in a real club to this day. It's good to know the site backs up its claims, delivers the hotties, and doesn't skimp. If you really pay attention, you'll notice a lot of the videos have the same guys in the crowd wearing the same thing, but who's really gonna be looking anywhere but up on the stage? These delectable dancers certainly are worth the price of admission.
 If you add it up, take a $10 cover, add about $30 for tips, another $20 for alcohol, and you would have already spent twice as much at a real club as you would for a month at StripClubExposed.com. You can have one very cheap night of fun or a month of stuff that's just as good, but not there in the flesh. You decide. Many of the photos are decidedly higher resolution than the videos, large enough that they make for nice wallpaper on my 1200x800 screen. The images differ from the videos, making for uniqueness to the content. They're also generally brighter than the dimly lit club interiors caught on film in the videos.
 On top of everything so far, you get an immediate network of about 20 other sites to peruse, ranging in theme from interracial to college sex to hardcore anal to MILFs. The gang(bang)'s all here, and all free. Going to some of the other sites, I found even more sites in their respective networks, including TeenTopanga.com. Videos trade some quality for efficiency, but the content is very solid. The photos are nice and big and the girls are delish. Throw in a wider network of content for free and you've got a good place to spend your porn dollar.
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