Site: www.socalcoeds.com Cost: $24.95/month, 3 day trial for $1.95, 7 day for $4.95 Genres:: College, Amateurs Condoms: Questionable One-line summary: That tingling sensation isn't afterglow, it's frustration. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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My wrist is aching not from jacking off, but from slamming the mouse on the desk. I am breathing hard because I am trying to find my calm blue ocean, not because I’m turned on. My pants are not unzipped, I do not feel warm and fufilled, and my desktop is now clogged with more popups and media installation programs than I ever wanted to see. In short, I am having a Bad Online Porn Experience. BOPEs typically happen for one of three reasons: one, your computer is a piece of crap; two, you need to update your media software; or three, the site you’re trying to access has some technical issues. The nifty new Mac I’m working on would indicate situation number three with www.socalcoeds.com.

From what I can see of the site’s amateur college girl goodness, it has ambition. There’s a big gallery of girls, each with her own library and both soft- and hardcore shoots (mostly solo stuff). In general, the actresses are young, well-scrubbed, and believable as coeds, although there were a few that looked faintly silly in their oversized university sweatshirts. (A female friend looked over my shoulder and said, “That woman hasn’t been a coed for at least ten years - are you sure that’s not “www.socalprofessors.com”?)

There’s girl-on-girl action to be had if you want it. Photo quality is good. Songs are sung of live feeds and chat, concerns are expressed over your penis size and possible porn addiction, there’s the usual bonus sites and a message board ... shucks, there’s even links to online video games. What are empty promises, though, when you can’t get to all of the goods? I couldn’t get a single featured movie to play, although the movies through the video feeds worked fine. To be fair, you’re encouraged to contact the webmasters with your gripes via the message board and the “Support” page. But I log on to porn sites to relax and enjoy myself, not to send emails about site quality and versions of Movieplayer. That’s too much like work. After an hour of downloads and upgrades and restarts, I gave up and accessed a more user-friendly site. Too bad ... that “Sperminator” Flash game was kinda fun.