Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 It seems that female ejaculation sites are continuing to flood the online market at a much faster rate than the rest of the genres can dry themselves off and offer comparably attention-grabbing content to combat them. SluttySquirters.com is good example of an undersized site that can’t be considered a parting of the cervical seas, but makes up for its small stature with some extremely hardcore and intense displays of G-spot juicing that would make even Jack Lalanne drown.
 Disregarding the fact that the intro page entices you with promises of sexy starlets who are mysteriously missing once you’re inside, the presentation is a basic video/photo offering that gets quickly to the point and makes up for the blatant false advertising with a nice selection of squirting sluts—hence the clever URL. Viewable in sparkling, streaming/downloadable HD, each scene is split into two parts in which you’ll find sexy saturators like Flower Tucci and gals simply named Amber, Angela, Britney, Gia and Nikki, who I literally scoured the Web trying to find last names for to no avail. All of the scenarios are written so that the girls find some reason to show the guys they’re with that they’ve been granted the gift of squirting, and after a few seconds of buffering you might want to break out an umbrella.
 During Gia’s particularly passionate 20+ minutes, you’ll get up close and gynecological on her plastic-covered mattress as the dude she’s paired with slips his saliva-lubed fingers into her like he’s looking for the prize in the bottom of a cereal box without even losing his ring. After the two of them lap up her snatch serum like it’s desert oasis, he plugs her piehole with his hose, and just like the rest of the ladies, once the muff runneths over, things evolve into standard sessions of vigorous vaginal and anal invading complete with cum-faced finales.
 In addition to the option of viddying these vids in QuickTime and Windows Media (in screens that are roughly half the size of their identical HD counterparts), you’ll find matching high-resolution screenshot highlights that clearly capture all of the penetration, but are missing any and all of the female pop shots for some overlooked reason. Regardless, you can also look at the photos as multi-page galleries in their own separate section if you want to bypass each girl’s individual portion of the site, and also see some ladies who aren’t in any video material at all. Membership to SluttySquirters.com sprays you with the honor of testing out the waters of niched sistersites, such as SimpleFucks.com, AnalHell.com, BustySolos.com and TeenageWhores.com, besides an assortment of over 65 feeds and links. So, break out the water wings and don’t eat before diving in, because this one should surely quench your thirst for the squirt.
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