Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 Contrary to anti-“nerd” propaganda and the behind-the-back whispers of those who turn up their noses at those who are still committed comic book enthusiasts even though they’re well past puberty, the adult-oriented comic market continues to thrive as a vehicle for the brave writers and artists who’ve become bored with save-the-day spandex-clad superheroes and tween Manga collections. Cult status-achieving titles like Preacher, American Virgin, The Exterminators and The Boys (to name only a few of an overwhelming many)couple “mature,” thought-provoking storylines with graphically detailed artwork that oftentimes comes close to ejaculating itself right off the page and contains imagery that would make any mother’s panties do the twist should she find her precious adolescent peeking between their covers.
 In the tradition of contemporary paper and ink work, SexOnHawaii.com is a continually updated online comic that ambitiously and artfully captures the spirit of this adult-oriented type of reading material and delivers it straight to your desktop. In brightly colored, highly detailed panels, the story here revolves around the adventures of big-tittied, blonde Lola who’s given up the cold miserable flaccidity of the East Coast, for the sun and sex of Hawaii. With some of the most explicitly hardcore sex scenes you’ve never seen Spider-Man’s penis tingling to, our heroine literally hops her way around the 50th state from one doodled dick to next while the rest of the characters participate in every other form of perversity their creators could draw up.
 Summarized in introductory paragraphs, each “issue” is given its own thumbnail-filled gallery from which you left-click and maximize each page individually. Apart from the occasional thought balloon or word bubble, the majority of the issues are relatively self-explanatory, as the artwork takes up anywhere from a whole page to several frames. Narration and conversation are included in certain sections, but on the whole, they would clutter things here and detract from overall mood like someone talking and kicking your seat during a movie, or someone else banging on the bathroom door just as you're about to blow a load. It doesn’t become too difficult to analyze and interpret the overly naughty girl/girl, well-endowed guy/girl, girl/ inflatable clown, guy/girl/perverted parrot hijinks that comprise the storylines. And you quickly forget that you're not holding a bunch of stapled together pages out in front of you.
 The copious amounts of semen you’ll see spilled here during even a quick skimming of the site should give you a good indication what’s in store for you and the constantly horny cast banging around on-screen. Bonus content includes access to the sci-fi/sexy world of Evil-Comics.com; the depraved fantasy world of LustComics.com; and, the very funny political parodies (with a lot of penis) of ToonAdventures.com. In a nutsack, SexOnHawaii.com is probably not the messiah that’ll being leading sex comics out of stores and into the far-less-censored world of websites, but the artwork alone—for lack of a better word—is great, and the experience as a whole is a unique one that any fan of sex, comics and laughing should get off their ass to log-in to as soon as they wash their hands.
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