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Site:
www.seargentsodomy.com Cost: 3-day trial, $3.95 & 5-day trial, $6.95, month-long memberships available.
Genres:: Gay, Blowjobs, Male Domination
One-line summary: Trespassing? Prepare to drop trou and bend over for Sergeant Sodomy. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff | Rating:
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Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
Who
knew that walking your dog through the woods without a leash was punishable
with a facial?
These are the consequences in Sergeant Sodomy’s world. Don’t
expect a pardon if you trespass on private property, spray paint
where you shouldn’t or blow off a summons from the Sarge.
The punishment is likely to be dire and not altogether unexpected.
The webmasters at Sergeant Sodomy have designed a site that is
refreshed with new “episodes” twice monthly. Viewers
have the option to explore the new material as a streaming video
or a photo essay with a very brief and explicit text narrative as
a preview.
The
character of “Sergeant Sodomy” is not as completely
fleshed out as he should be in order to convince us to service him
without question. He obviously isn’t connected with the military
in any way, so the moniker of Sergeant is misleading. After watching
a few episodes, we figure out that Sarge is little more than a park
ranger gleefully looking for trouble among the trees.
The Sergeant keeps hidden behind his shades and a rent-a-cop outfit
complete with a big-brimmed hat. Unfortunately, nothing about this
guy outside of the costume compels you to obey him.
The
young offenders that the Sergeant intercepts like “Paul”
or “Duke” tend to be very much like the Sergeant himself,
average good-looking guys who are dim-witted if not just outright
gullible. The fantasy never quite clicks. The sex that ensues is
pretty straightforward – the offenders suck cock to work off
the ticket and the action usually turns anal. Occasionally, we are
treated to a gooey facial.
The roles always seem to be played out predictably with no surprises
or reversals. Rimming and ball-sucking seem to be an afterthought
and there is not a sense of chemistry between the participants.
We only see one person of color and the Sergeant rarely runs across
more than one guy at a time, ruling out three-ways or groups.
For
fans of outdoor sex, this site may have some redeeming value. Most
of the episodes take place right out there in nature, against a
tree and in the weeds. The drawback to this is the lighting; the
clips and photographs seem to have a green/brown hue to them.
The site is easy to navigate, but can be devoured in a couple of
sittings easily. Members get access to typical bonus sites with
unremarkable material. The three-day pass may be all that a new
viewer would require.
Sadly, the poor blokes who just wanted a stroll through the woods
end up with a ticket anyway despite their best cocksucking efforts.
Instead of feeling turned on by their close brush with the law,
you instead feel like laughing at them for their obvious gullibility.
What’s missing here is that rush of adrenaline one feels
when crossing paths with someone in authority. On Sergeant Sodomy’s
watch, dropping to your knees to avoid paying a ticket is no guarantee
that you’ll get off.
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