Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
BIG
COCKS! Okay, but how about this from the welcome page: “Meaty
Cocks Thicker Than Your Wrist.” Even better. “Tiny Cunts
Overstuffed By Gigantic Man Meat.” Almost there. “Biggest
Cocks on Earth.” Done. With copy like that you don’t need
any exclamation points.
This site is a microcosm - a large one - that represents the internet
porn world as a whole. It has a huge selection of material suited
to a variety of tastes, minus some of the specialized oddities.
The welcome page boasts more than 200,000 pictures, over 100,000
streaming videos and hundreds of live feeds – gigabytes of
porn that varies in quality and freshness. There’s so much
stuff here that I’ll sample rather than try to describe everything,
starting with what the name PussyStretchers stands for: inches and
girth.
For
nature lovers, Tree Trunks offers a tour through the forest: lumber
planted firmly in the woodland carpet, majestic timber looming over
bushy undergrowth. The video quality is excellent; the action is
smutty, with enough professional or real passion to make it arousing.
Movies stream in a separate, sizeable 320x240 Real or WMP format
window, and you can watch the whole flick or one clip at a time.
Big Cock Videos, Huge Monster Cocks, Monster Cocks Destroying Tight
Cunts – Zounds! The treats I sampled here featured talent
ranging across the spectrum, from the Alyssa Milano School, “I
guess I’m acting because my eyes are open and my head is making
noise,” to the Ooh-Ah Method: one-hundred or more identifiable
and distinctly inflected moans, uttered with scaled degrees of conviction
and dedication to the craft.
Sausage
Party Surprise and Tootsie Poles each have thirty-six or more high
quality feeds to download or stream in QuickTime format. They play
in a separate window and have running times of roughly fifteen minutes
per clip.
The picture section, under Top Feeds on the front page, features
image sizing and quality options in a left-hand frame. The models
are attractive and most of the images are high quality, but the
whole section suffers because of the horrible Photoshop morphs in
some of the galleries: hideously bloated, fictional meat-rods that
look simply ridiculous jammed into amateurishly stretched orifices.
Other sections include Live Feeds, XXX Netwatch (“Hundreds
of thousands of pictures and movies in every category imaginable!
Updated daily!”), and the Daily Dirt section, described thus:
“Our Pal Jerky analyses and tackles the tough issues in today’s
society. Lots of humor and reader feedback in this entertaining
column.” The Library section is an Erotic Film Guide and the
Special section consists of the XXXpress Sex Store and More Members
Only Adult Mall: toys, lingerie, DVD/video, aphrodisiacs, bath &
body, and, well, more. Pretty slick.
PussyStretchers.com
is easy to navigate and every link I visited worked; same for all
the videos. On a few pages the username and password were required
a second time, but after canceling the sign-in dialog twice, everything
loaded anyway.
Just for sheer size and choice PussyStretchers gets high marks
- you’re bound to find something you like. The few sour notes
get washed away in a sea of writhing flesh and cascades of human
goo.
A three day trial membership is $2.95; a thirty day membership,
$49.95. The thirty day deal might be okay considering the amount
of content, maybe steep if you’re trying to download your
share with a 56k modem. But a three day trial for $2.95? If you
crave mammoth phallic slabs, it’s your birthday. For three
bucks you can easily grab a hefty portion of filth for your hard
drive.
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