Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 It can get to be a real pain in the ass to shower, shave, wrestle something from that pile of dirty clothes on your floor, drive to that club/bar/Arby’s, and chat with women for hours, with nothing more to show for it come dawn’s early light than a self-administered handjob and a raw pop-tart for breakfast. Wouldn’t it just be easier to sit beside your computer in your favorite skid-marked tighty whities and forego the traditional courtship and bullshit weaving it takes to get a girl into bed, or at the very least, naked and using a dildo on herself?
 PornicationLive.com might or might not be part of that solution you’ve searched for. With a rotating roster of 28 different ladies, a couple of couples, and a handful of gay/straight men at any time, 24-hours-a-day, you can comfortably sit back and exchange computer-lingo-peppered pleasantries with the available models, andy our fellow chatroom cronies, or you can buy credits to take the conversation into the realm of one-on-one privacy and direct your rented boy/girl to carry out your dirtiest of desires. VIP membership gives you the generous gift of 20 free credits, which amounts to just under five minutes. Additional credits can be purchased at a minimum of 21 for $25, to the maximum of 83 for $100 at one time( 20 minutes). Your account stats are prominently featured on your screen, as is a conveniently placed counter alerting you to your remaining time.
 For the sake of you, my horny Herald-reading friends, with 42 credits in my virtual pocket, I blew the full 10-minute load of my allotted time, muckraking my way through this site. My findings are a bit interesting, albeit not overwhelmingly exciting. Scrolling through the thumbnails of available models, you’ll see that most of the girls hail from the eastern block of Europe and the Russian satellite countries, and to their credit, are better looking in real time than in their pics—with a few stand-out hotties. Jumping from room to room, and clicking o nthe “Go Private with Me” bar, I got several girls to get naked, only to skip out a few money-saving seconds later. This trick gets you banned from re-visiting that particular girl, but I managed to wipe away enough tears to settle on somewhat sexy blonde "Maija."
 After going private, I watched my credits slip away faster than Maija’s slow-motion strip tease that coincided with the Russian conversation she was having with someone off-screen (clicking the broadband option gives you real audio and a better quality picture). Her herky-jerky adjusting of the camera’s angles almost induced motion sickness, before finally settling in on an extreme close-up of her yawning wet pink pussy that she prodded with the enthusiasm of testing a papaya for ripeness.
 Seemingly moments later, my time ran out and I was left feeling cold, empty and alone, realizing that for what prices out to be far less money, I could have gotten several longer-lasting flesh-and-blood lap dances and a cold beer, bought a few porn compilation DVDs, or just went to bed. A recommendation--I feel I would be wrong not to recommend to you--instead of leading you by the hand and dropping you off at PornicationLive.com. Although, experiences are bound to vary, and I’m sure plenty of users will more than enjoy their time on this site, while saturating many a tissue in the process.
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