Site: www.peterscumshots.com Cost: $24.95/month, $59.95/3 months Genres:: Porn-star, Cumshots Condoms: No One-line summary: Great eye candy, but no creamy filling! Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

Rating:

I'm certain I'm not the first to say this, but Peter North's a star … a big bright shining star. PetersCumShots.com, a sister to his official site, PeterNorth.com, is a slickly designed testament to his fantasy lifestyle: the big mansion, the Ferraris, the tanned and toned babes and constant athletic sex, his legendary physical prowess. Yet, much like the old cliché of show biz, the site has a hidden, fatal flaw: THE VIDEOS DON'T WORK.

The site is clean and well maintained, other than the fact that THE VIDEOS DON'T WORK, and I really wanted to give it a high rating. Everything you'd want from a celebrity site is here: modern design, a performer biography, links to other celebrity sites, news on upcoming projects, an online store … shoot, there's even downloadable wallpapers. And for God's sake, we're talking Peter North here … the man's a veteran, a professional adult performer with one foot in old school and one in the new. Actresses still jump at the chance to perform with him, and his is a name that sells movies. He's become a brand name for the industry. That's why I disregarded an earlier SexHerald review that noted that the videos (there as third-party borrowed content) wouldn't play and crashed Internet Explorer. Surely, I thought, a site with Peter North's name on it would have corrected the problem by now. I fired up my browser with smug assurance, browsed around for a sequence with a girl that rang my bells, and hit the link.

After ten minutes in Little Spinning Hourglass hell, I gave up and tried another link. And another, and another. Nope, nope, and nope. I was flabbergasted. This is PetersCumShots.com! How can the videos NOT WORK? I was more than flabbergasted, I was crushed, especially when I saw the pics for the cool underwater sex sequence in the “Special Events” section. I wistfully dragged picture after picture to my desktop and jiggled them around, pretending that the videos were working. But it wasn't the same … it just wasn't the same.

Anxious to salve my disappointment, I browsed the rest of the site. First I tried to access the Guestbook to see if anyone else had complained about the videos not working, but was slapped with a terse, “Forbidden! You don't have permission to access on this server”. Was it something I said? Moodily, I surfed to the Store link. The online store is quite extensive, and allows you to purchase directly from the Internet. My pointer hovered over the Decorator, the dildo modeled on Peter's schlong, but still smarting from my earlier rejection I moved on.

You get the idea. I would've given this site a measly one star for being such a cock/clit tease, but I was able to access the stills from the video sequences, and they were clear and professionally done, so that was something. But there's no way I can justify this amount of cash for a membership, 'cause Peter … dude … the videos? They don't work.
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