Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
 It’s hard not to think of the many well-endowed swordsmen of porn without an image of Peter North immediately floating to the surface. Now it’s not necessarily necessary for you to admire his peter, feel obligated to bow or curtsy to it, or even kiss it’s glistening head as if it were Don Corleone’s ring, but you have to admit that the guy’s a human caulking gun capable of squirting his seed with enough force to knock you across a room, or at least cover your face to the point where it looks you dipped it into a vat of marshmallow fluff. Mr. North’s online presentation, PeterNorthDvd.com, is an overflowing site bubbling with various video segments of his and his buddies’ nut-busting abilities, and the many cum-guzzling goo-groupies willing to risk drowning and blindness for a chance to meet his meat.
 Collecting a hearty sampling of scenes from his various DVD series’ - North Pole, POV, Maximum Thrust, Latina Fever, Deep Throat This, First Offense, Anal Addicts - the site is a well-oiled machine of high quality, easy-to-navigate material, pointed predominately towards the categories of cumshot facials, with plenty of suck-n-fuck to buffer the anticlimactic consistency of these overly cummy climaxes. Each clip runs between 10 and 20 minutes, downloads quickly for various modem speeds, plays cleanly in Window Media Player and includes a screen-cap photo gallery in which many cumshots are captured in mid-flight and mid-drip.
 With a great eye for talent, the ladies enlisted here are hot, sexy, slutty, and ecstatic to be granted the honor of being handpicked to go down on North’s knockwurst. While some gals prefer a nice long, gag-reflex testing, tear-inducing BJ - like titty-tatooed Belladonna, who not only shows off some sloppily debonair deep-throat skill but makes her pussy look like it’s talking just prior to having a Jackson Pollock painted on her already inky canvas - others perform the ole’ half-n-half, as they test both their endurance and vaginal elasticity before he smears his autograph all over their faces. In some cases, I can almost swear that I was able to make out his initials in the mess, sorta like Elvis appearing in a grilled cheese sandwich. The POV clips from North’s pole's perspective allow us the fleeting fantasy of supplement-free penile enhancement, while the rest find him playing the role of the coming-home-late lover, the guy that a girl walks into a room, sees and starts to suck off, or the "Hey-I'm-Peter North-and-it's-best-we-be-banging" scenario. There’s also an assortment of group-sex segments, some lesbian lick-fests, and a few other things you’ll find if you look hard enough, or are hard enough to look.
 Taryn Thomas ends up with what looks like a beard of shaving cream for her efforts. The exotic Nivea appears as if someone poured a bottle of Nivea moisturizer on her forehead. Young braces-wearing Leah Luv soothes her sore gums with a mouthful of salty salve her orthodontist probably didn’t prescribe. Very sexy, green-eyed Asian, Lily Thai bounces on Pete’s pipe in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl like she’s aboard a mechanical bull before receiving her pop-shot point-blank between the eyes. Aurora Snow, Charlie, Sophie, Harmony, Flower, Boo, Victoria Sin, Alicia Rhodes, Wendy Devine, Sunrise Adams, 5 “Britneys”, 3 “Slim Shadys,” and hundreds of others, vie for the chance to get pumped and pummeled by the man’s fully-loaded super soaker. Drop-down menus make finding specific titles, categories, series and models, quick and painless.
 A detailed bio, regularly updated news page, DVD store, guestbook, and access to: SilviaSaint.com, SilverStoneDvd.com, DevilsFilm.com, CombatZone.com and the wild WhiteGhettoFilms.com, top off your glass here. For a man who’s starred in over a 1,000 scenes with thousands of adult entertainment’s best, brightest, bustiest and blowjob lovingest, and was born with the gift of dick-discharging distance and cum quantity, Peter North’s 24-year-long career shows no signs of going south or turning soft.
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