Site: www.nowhiringsluts.com Cost: 3-day ($3.95), 5-day ($6.95), or 30-day ($35.00 Genres:: Amateurs One-line summary: Many will apply – few will be slutty enough! Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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You have two choices, once you log into the site – you can look at a list of the women (referred to as “sluts”) whose videos grace the site, or you can go to one of the other pages and look at another list of the women (referred to as “sluts”) whose videos grace the site. The site is a two-trick pony – lots of videos, broken into anywhere from two to five pieces, and some video captures of said movies.

Looking for full movies? Not going to find ‘em here. Looking for downloadable movies? Not going to find ‘em here. Looking for believable pornography? Not going to find it here.

So what exactly will you find on Now Hiring Sluts? Well, for one thing, sluts – twenty eight of them at review time, to be precise. Each video follows the same pattern: a woman shows up at the door, looking to “model” professionally. The host gets them to “model” for him, as they remove articles of clothing one-by-one, and these girls never once question the complete absence of a still camera.

Eventually, it devolves into sex somehow. You know the drill – she blows him, he eats her, they fuck, he busts a nut in some demeaning manner. Tried and true format. Of course, not all porn has “Rizzo,” the cameraman, who spends his time making comments that detract from what little mood the videos actually have. Little hint for Rizzo: “Yeah, there you go” isn’t exactly a turn-on coming out of a man’s mouth.

What are the plusses? Well, for one, beautiful women who will have sex in front of the camera. Many of these women really know what they’re doing in the sack (or, in this case, on the table, on the floor, on a music mixing board). The “boss” (whose name is “Ben,” or so Rizzo tells us – usually during some hot sex scene) uses a condom – always nice to see these days. And the site is easy to navigate, mainly because there’s practically no content.

The down-sides? Aside from that “My friend’s mid-life crisis car color” yellow background, there are many: some videos aren’t complete, you can’t download some of them, the actresses aren’t believable, and the actors are even less so. It’s almost comical to see the actor pause for fifteen long seconds to stop himself from going over the edge. Low-quality video, low-quality still video captures, and low-quality porn – quite a great combination.

But still, these videos rank high in three things – hot women (sorry, “sluts”), nice blowjobs from hot women, and the “unintentional comedy scale.” In fact, the funniest thing I’ve heard all month was when Rizzo asks a woman, while she’s being slammed by Ben, “How do you think the interview is going so far?” She replies, “I think the camera man should shut up.” Priceless. You can’t buy comedy like that. Or maybe you can – at NowHiringSluts.com, for thirty five dollars a month.