Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
Remember that girl in school with the glasses and cat piss-smelling clothes? The one you wouldn’t fuck with your friend’s dick, never spoke to except to tell her to get away from you, and alternated between chewing her hair or nails while sitting alone at lunch reading books on Super String Theory and HTML programming? Well, you now have the opportunity to spray cum all over her pixilated face as you jerk off to the website she’s created, and the membership fee she’ll gladly accept from you for the privilege of viewing it. Your host and webmaster of this site, Anna “the nerd,” is not your typical amateur. She’s dorky, nerdy, bisexual, claims to have an astronomically high sex drive, and proudly declares herself weird and freaky.
With 55 photo galleries (new ones are added weekly) containing 30-50 pictures a piece, members can view Anna participating in a myriad of nerd-like activities such as: reading comic books, doing crossword puzzles, playing video games, and taking apart computers. Each set finds her barely clad in lingerie, corsets, t-shirts, panties (she owns a Superman pair), stockings, an authentic Star Trek Starfleet uniform, and even computer binary code projected across her skin, before she manages to become very naked.
Dungeons and Dragons, Scrabble, and Monopoly fans will especially enjoy her creative uses for multi-sided dice, letter tiles, and those red plastic hotels. Other “special “ photo sets include Anna bound in Christmas lights, sucking off two anonymous guys to completion, getting tattooed, and eating out various bespectacled and pierced girlfriends. The photos are of very good quality, with each gallery accompanied by blog-like entries, and space for users to leave comments on the message board.
When Anna isn’t appearing live on her webcam (she doesn’t provide us with a schedule) you can check out a separate gallery of “cam saves” featuring Anna masturbating, stripping, teasing, and sitting in front of her cyber audience. These can be a real pain-in-the-ass to view as you have to click through them frame by frame the same way the cam shot them. Anna’s Erotica section features seven original short stories that are nothing special, either, but do add to the overall blog-like atmosphere.
Nerdpr0n.com is the kind of site that depends on the viewer’s tastes. Its content becomes sparse after you exhaust the pic galleries, but, if you get off on naked nerdy-looking girls, you’ll definitely dig it at least as much the pocket pussy you made out of your pocket protector. There is a lot of material posted here for a fairly cheap membership fee, and while Anna isn’t the greatest looking chick out there, her look does vary from picture to picture, and at times can be considered both cute and bookishly sexy. The love stricken are even given the chance to buy Anna any of a number of gifts (mostly books) that she’s posted on her Amazon.com wish list, alongside a separate gallery of her spreading her legs in ecstasy as she admires these generous presents.
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