Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
I haven’t been to the doctor’s office in a long time. Why? Well, I haven’t been really sick or needed any medical advice. Oh, and I never got LAID at the doc’s, either. At MyHornyDoctors.com, we have a bevy of babes who come in for a shot or a physical and end up receiving an injection of hot beef and getting VERY physical.
Our first patient wants a boob job. One is a little bigger than the other. She asks, “Doctor, how can you help?!”
“Well, first, slip out of those bothersome clothes and into this hospital gown that conveniently doesn’t tie shut. Oh, and the changing room is under repair or something at the moment, so you’ll have to change right here in front of me.” He takes a look at her soft goods, determines there is some work to be done, and gives her a price. YIKES! Who has a several grand to drop on lifting a droopy titty? Not this little lady, that’s for sure. What’s a girl to do? Try for a discount!
It can take a while to get good, and fortunately the video clips can be streamed and skipped around in. Otherwise, I might have begun snoozing before the hot and heavy got good and ready. However, the squeals of joy from these young babes would have been enough to break into any slumber and bust a nut over, too. The streaming stuff apparently can’t be saved on your hard drive, so you’ll have to keep membership going if you want some repeat viewings. Luckily, it’s pretty reasonably priced. There are also a dozen or so other sites made available with membership, all set up the same way: streaming vid, no downloading and pics from each clip. Whatever your tastes--blacks on blondes, first-date sex, Euro car sex, huge racks and more--this site and its partners will satisfy you.
It still puzzles me that people need a 45-minute video clip to get themselves off, but to each his (or her) own. There’s a lot of padding and a lack of editing in the expository chunks of the videos, so click around on the progress bar till you find something you like. I was blown away by some of the girls I saw here. Amateur or not, they sure as hell knew what to do with a hard cock (various delicious positions, oral, 69, etc.), and once it gets going, any worries you had during the equivalent of the “waiting room” portion upfront will disappear.
Now, are there any lady doctors around here who can give me a check-up?
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