Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
MovieErotica.com promises me I’ll never have to rent a porn video
again. So I put forth a challenge: is it easier for me to go to
my local store, pop behind the ol’ curtain, and choose a couple
of DVDs for my evening’s one-handed entertainment? Or to go to my
computer and stream movies from this here site?
 Well,
the first thing I found here, under Members’ Choice, is not a movie
but a separate website: Meet My Secretary – a site I was hoping
to see when it was linked to from FetishHell.com,
but which didn’t work from that site! Here I got it in all its glory:
high-quality streaming video of a hot Asian lesbian boss who holds
very interesting interviews in front of her cameras. Excellent lesbian
sex happens here in continuous, 30-minute movies with Maya, sexy
bitch-goddess who gives her charges five minutes to make her come
– or else they don’t get the job.
Next in Members’ Choice is Peter North’s North Pole, where you
can stream clips of Peter North movies, but you can’t fast-forward
to the bits you want – and of course, you can’t download them, either.
(For Peter North fans – PeterNorth.com
is a better choice.) Several of the streams stopped before I could
see the characteristic, um, stream from Peter himself. Very disappointing.
 Movie
of the Week is next, logically enough. This week it’s Talk Dirty
To Me, a movie that can only be described as “classic.” (As
in, made in 1982.)
Next is Mask TV, which is an apparently Canadian program wherein
real people come in and have their fantasies fulfilled –and filmed
as short porno movies. “Brent,” the regular-guy star of the latest
episode, describes the experience as “getting a day-pass to adult
Disneyland.” But this is no reality site – this is amateurs putting
together an actual adult movie. Brent scripts and stars in a New
Year’s masquerade bisexual threesome fantasy involving a recently
married couple and a waiter who’s eager to serve. Sure, it’s badly
acted with traditionally bad porn music – but what a sweet idea!
The movies here stream really nicely, and there are plenty of them,
all with stories to go along with them involving the real people
whose fantasies were chosen to be fulfilled.
 This
is all well and good, of course, but where are the movies I no longer
have to rent from the video store? To my mind, this is basically
another portal site to relatively random content. Luckily, some
of it’s good content (though much of it’s the same old tripe), and
you could have a lot of fun here. But it bills itself as something
more like AmateurMovieMatrix.com
or its related sites – places where you can stream or download entire
adult films and keep them. Not so. This is basically a typical hardcore
portal site with a hell of a lot of content in one place.
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