Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
 If
you’re looking for erotic, you’ve come to the wrong place.
The only folks who are likely to be turned on by this site are those
who like it straightforward, money-shot the whole way. For my own
part, I find it’s like watching bread rise. Or perhaps my blood
pressure, as I wrangle with the difficult navigation and one-minute,
badly streaming video clips.
 Each
scene proceeds as follows: cameraman tries to be funny, usually
by making fun of the fact that his “gifted” protagonist
doesn’t speak English very well, and/or the fact that the
girl of the week doesn’t, either. Next he has the girl turn
around and show her ass to the camera. He asks each one to slide
their underwear slowly down (or sometimes, to “peel it down
like a rotten skin off an orange or something” – what
a lovely image), at which point he generally shoves his hand out
in front of the camera and introduces himself to her ass. Ditto
for her breasts and other naughty bits. Basically they appraise
the girls, patting their butts and tweaking their nipples as though
they were prize cows. And I’m not talking about the sexy kind
of objectification, either: it’s simply ridiculous.
 Once
the shenanigans mostly stop, and some sucking, then some fucking,
ensues. Ho-hum. It gets pretty quiet, until the penetration starts,
at which point the girl generally makes all kinds of noises that
sound curiously like “OW.” Very rarely are the girls’
faces shown; mostly we get a continuous shot of crotches in motion,
with fade-cuts conveniently in place for those sloppy transitions
from one position to another.
There is no interest in pleasure here, no desire for these girls
to have a good time, and not even the shallowest attempt at making
it all look sexy. Five minutes of bad humor, fifteen minutes of
a huge cock pounding into a little pussy in closeup. At the end,
a cum shot. In one of them, the girl is making a face, and the cameraman
says, “You can spit it – spit it. Let me see for a second
– look at me,” as the camera fades to black. What a
hot ending. For all the pleasure being had here, you might as well
go to church.
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