Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
With her self-confessed 60-inch “whopper of a bubble ass,” super-cuddly and zaftig Mina of MissMinaBBW.com proves that you definitely don’t have to be supermodel sexy to star in your own fun and funny adult nook of the ‘net. As the sole attraction of this homemade personal portrait, your hostess here may look like she’s inhaled more than a few cases of Hostess cakes, but she isn’t even close to shy when it comes to unburdening her muffin-top belly, bra-busting flapjack funbags and a cavernously sticky honeypot of a whoo-ha that’s always ready for some self-assisted spelunking.
Not taking herself anywhere near too serious, Mina’s warm, welcoming attitude and willingness to be simultaneously silly and sexy should make even the most plus-size prejudiced smile, regardless of whether or not chubbies actually give them a chubby. Throughout a generous pic collection, this naughty raven-haired, eyebrow-pierced plumper is poised and posed in an overloaded armoire of outfits and themed costumes. From barely there bikinis to a gold lame bodysuit to lingerie, nylons, granny panties and even a dominatrix get-up, Mina jiggles and juggles her juicy caboose and two-hand heaves around her hefty cans for her audience’s amusement. Other scenarios serve her up stark naked, aggressively pleasuring herself with various toys from multiple angles.
As far as video content, this is definitely one high cholesterol bread-and-butter of a section. With a fetish for flatulence, Mina has taken the art of farting to a level I’ve not previously witnessed in porn. In Howard Stern and Jackass-inspired bits, she sprinkles baby powder into her crack to blast out a visible cloud of poof. Wearing jeans, barely visible thongs, stretch pants or no pants, she unleashes silent but deadlies and cracks off various variations of thunderous toots that echo throughout her room and rattle her webcam. Complete with amusingly sarcastic commentary, these fairly short Flash and Windows Media formatted clips are rounded out with large plastic penis penetrations and an action figure inserted where the sun definitely don’t shine, as Mina strips down, dances her ass off, and even eats cake!
Besides a streaming housecam (not 24/7), regularly updated blog and a store to order customized videos, Mina can be booked for a personal massage/face-sitting session. Lovable like a parade balloon and with enough content to bust through most gastric bypasses, MissMinaBBW.com provides an interesting and entertaining take on the self-promoting site. Loudly hailing that big girls just want to have fun and fuck, Mina is truly an inspiration for the heavyset babe inside us all; or is that—the heavyset babe we all wish to be inside of?
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