Reviewed by Scott Axelrod
I’ve yet to uncover any research regarding whether or not the modern idea of the MILF as we know her sends up any red flags for Freudian-schooled psychologists, or if silently chanting “Oedipus” to oneself can cause an instantaneous toppling of a Ginsu-proof erection during a casual conversation with a neighbor with nice deep cleavage and three crying kids in a minivan. Does it really matter, though? Can any psycho-babble really erase the simple truth that a hot mom you’d like to fornicate with is still a hot mom you’d like to fornicate with, regardless of the fact that she gave birth to a dear friend who would beat the crap out of you if he knew that you were spanking it to mental images of this woman who also potty-trained and breastfed him?
MILFPass.com might actually be the site that saves your friendship, as it offers content containing thousands of amateur women that are 28 and over. Whether all of these MILFs are actually Moms we obviously can’t be certain, but at the least, the older woman fantasy is certainly achievable, with the pass granting all-access to the MILF-obsessed sites: MILF Hunter, The MILF Next Door, Mike’s Apartment, Mike in Brazil, and Euro Sex Parties, among others. The premise that this is a compilation of these various sites is slightly skewed. With my porn-scrutinizing instinct, and eyes, I noticed that the main section (which includes over 360 photo/video sets) focuses a lot of attention on the work of the “MILF Hunter” himself, and that the contributions from the other sites make cameos throughout the pages. Fear not, though, my mature-lady-loving friends, there are more sexually peaking “Mams” here, than longest of car-pool lines or the most crowded of PTA meetings could ever possibly contain.
Adhering to that “reality-site” look that’s supposed to appear candid and unrehearsed, our hero literally hunts his horny prey in its natural habitat—supermarkets and shopping malls, while other typical Mom hangouts like the beach, the golf course, the liquor store, and the shooting range are used as additional backdrops. Spanning the salad bar of hair colors, bra sizes, and physical “types,” the majority of the ladies is in good shape, and proves true the cliché that women ripen with age, and that raw steamy sex is better to experience with those who are experienced. If you take your time and look through the numerous pages, you’ll find plenty of very hot women (who may or may not be experiencing hot flashes), along with some pretty, some plain, and some peanut.
All of the proceedings are captured in high-quality photo galleries of varying sizes and brimming with your traditional: “Look at me, I’m going to pose for you before I strip down, give this guy some head, and have sex with him in multiple positions, before he finally blows his baby batter all over my face” types of pics, besides the photo shoot “Make love to the camera” style, and even some girl-on-girl action—all content that’s been around-the-block a few times. That’s not to say there’s anything wrong with sticking to the classics, as the video segments (as is usually the case) contain the same material as the photo sections, and are divided into one-minute clips that can be streamed or downloaded.
Each of the individual bonus sites offer slight variations on the MILF theme, but all happen to be entertaining experiences, while the rest are a mix of syndicated standards that you’ve probably come across (or to) before. If MILFPass.com itself doesn’t completely satisfy those late-night older-woman cravings, then it’s quite possible that you’re whacking it to the wrong genre, sonny boy.
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