Reviewed by Mark Buckingham
I shouldn't be as amazed as I am at how willing some ho in a porno clip is to jump in a car with two guys she just met in a parking lot and be whisked away to their place on the promise of a glamour photo shoot. Then they're even more accepting at that point to find out there are no photos. Just dicks. And they're all zeroed in on her. But here they are, a bevy of moms and bored housewives, some hotties and a few notties, all eager to get into said car and sneak off someplace a little less public and get their bottoms knocked out. The ridiculousness of it is enhanced further by the cheesy acting of the girls, going on about how upset their supposed "husbands" will be (despite wearing no rings) and how a girl who doesn't look a day over 18 is somehow a mother of three. Right.
I'll play along, because the latter half of the show is consistently worth the oddball theatrics at the beginning. It's nothing epic; nobody's pulling a train or anything. It's just well shot, pretty enjoyable banging. Sometimes, the setups are just silly enough to be entertaining in their own right, like a lonely dad who makes a rather large contribution to a door-to-door PTA donation seeker, on the condition that she polish his knob quite thoroughly. Looks like the kids will keep their after-school programs after all!
MILFChallenge.com is part of a 12-site network, and buying into one gets you into the rest. They spend about half of the main page's real estate pimping out those other sites, making me wonder why they have that big annoying popup that further advertises just how great the others are. Ok. I get it. There are OTHER sites. What's this one got to offer, first? For starters, you get a clean layout with everything central to the site right on the front page in thumbnails (links to a page with both pics and video links on it) and a navigation bar to the other extras like dozens of streaming clips and downloadable mpegs (yay) that can require up to 43 individual 8MB downloads for one movie (nay). There are also bonus feeds, online games, e-zine and self-help sites, recommended DVDs…the list goes on.
The only thing really lacking is a schedule of upcoming content. There's a highlighted video of the week, but without spending more time with the site, there's no way of knowing how long that "week's" video has actually been featured. The site's photos also appear all on one page per video, giving you a quick glimpse of what's in the download without any excessive clicking. The videos themselves are about 50MB per part, three parts per video, and about 32 videos on the site at the moment. Other bonus sites in the network (ThroatJobs.com, GotFooled.com, BigDicksLittleAsians.com, MyGayRoommates.com, CreamPieSurprise.com, BlackAssBusters.com, and six more sites are included for free) have more or less videos depending on the site, but it at least seems to promise there's a lot more to come.
The action so far is solid and requires very little input from the user to get to. If you don't mind the occasional old bag mixed in with your porn-ucopia of hot young moms getting porked, this site gets the job done.
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