Site: www.mikesapartment.com Cost: $24.95 ($4.95 for a 3 day trial) Genres:: Gonzo, Blowjobs, Foreign, Masturbation Condoms: No One-line summary: The Four Seasons? The Ritz-Carlton? No… these crafty girls stay at Mike’s apartment for the low-price of some sexual favors and steamy videos. Reviewer: SexHerald Staff

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I suppose what makes a good movie or a good book is the same notion that makes a good porn site – a clever premise. A hook or concept that is not only intriguing but leaves you thinking, “Now why didn’t I think of that?”

Mikesapartment.com is built around this idea. Rather than have a potpourri site of random sex acts, why not construct the site around the premise that all of these gorgeous, foreign women are not only getting naughty on video, but doing so in exchange for their room and board? Of course, like any good film, the final product would be incomplete without the support of attractive players (young women with ridiculous figures and equally arousing accents) and a great location (Amsterdam).

Amsterdam. It’s this location that makes the site work. Making a name for itself as a land of legal prostitution, girls in shop windows, and most likely the best postcards ever, it certainly sets the mood. The women in the site can be likened to Amsterdam’s call girls. After all, hotel rooms within the city run anywhere from $120-$300. Compared to most travel agents, Mike is offering them quite a deal. What’s really clever is that by creating these scenarios as “exchanges” rather than payments, the more timid porn fan can join the site without ever having to admit to any kind of “hooker fantasy.” They’re not having sex for money… just as a creative way to pay the rent, and even more so, because they love it, right? Well, at least they act like they do, and that’s all that matters to us on the opposite side of the screen.

Of course, some of the girls are better than others. When you have that much sex… well, unless you’re God’s gift to man, they’re not all going to be winners. And as the site is based in “Mike’s Apartment,” you don’t get any change of scenery. The videos are mostly steamy, though, and vary in content, with your pick of lesbian scenes, blowjobs, one on one sex and masturbation. It took me a little while to find the link for members to sign in on, but that’s a minute flaw and a small price to pay when you realize that by joining, you get membership to 13 sister sites. The listing of all the girls and updates (over one hundred) is a bit daunting, and a synopsis about the girl and the video for each link would be ideal. But rather than viewing it as an inconvenience, why not take a day off work, lock your door, and view it as a challenge? I found these videos easy to get into and a good choice for someone looking for frequently updated, mainstream content. Or maybe couples finding, that despite all 99 channels, there’s nothing good on TV tonight. It sure beats whatever they’re showing on TBS.