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MegaCockCravers.com
Site: www.megacockcravers.com
Cost: $24.95/month plus bonus sites
Genres:: Big Dicks, Blowjobs, Cumshots, Interracial
Condoms: Sometimes
One-line summary: Wait…isn’t that head supposed to be smaller than the one on your shoulders?
Reviewer: SexHerald Staff
Rating: 3 out of 5
MegaCockCravers.com
Reviewed by SexHerald Staff

This site delivers exactly what it promises: pictures and movies of petite young women straining the lips on both ends of their bodies over Godzilla-sized cocks. The pictures are out front; the movies are on a separate page.

It was difficult to get much out of this site without spending hours waiting: I could hear the miniature whips cracking over the backs of the little slave-men inside Windows Media Player, as they strained and groaned at the spokes of the wheel that sets the great cogs of the program into motion. The pictures in the galleries are big enough to see clearly without enlarging them, though you can if you wish. This is probably a better bet if you can’t wait until the second coming to get to your own.

I did manage to watch two of the movies. When the latest update finally popped up on my screen, the action was on and had clearly been on for a while. This particular five-minute clip feels like a peek into an endless torture session: a tiny blonde is being double-teamed by two enormous schlongmeisters, who, for some inexplicable reason, are wearing nothing but sneakers. Why they feel the need to perform this act over a doctor’s examining table is also unclear, but if you have a medical fetish, you might enjoy this for that reason as well. The pleasure-versus-pain dynamic here is interesting: is this little blond crying out because she’s enjoying it, or is she just crying? The impression of suffering isn’t lessened by the men’s dirty talk: “Shut up and suck my cock,” says the white guy of the pair, and “Don’t touch my dick, put your mouth on my dick,” says the black guy.

Hoping for contrast, I decided to return to the beginnings of the site, and downloaded the first two clips. In these vignettes, things are sweeter: a blond and a brunette lounge with another ridiculously-endowed man on a couch, and everyone is all moans and sighs. The man, especially, makes a lot of appreciative noise. Little character moments show up as well: a precious few seconds of camera time is spent focused on the man’s beaming face as he says, “Sometimes, it takes two to make a thing go right.” It was the first time I’ve burst out laughing during amateur porn for a reason other than the bad fucking and terrible commentary – it was genuinely funny.


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