Site: www.meatmyass.com Cost: $16.95 for 3 months each, or $29.95 a month Genres:: Anal, Gonzo, Porn-star Condoms: No One-line summary: The biggest names, the best action. You must sign up for this one. Reviewer: J. Wolf

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People always ask me, “Why do you love porn?” Usually I just give them a look like, “What are you? Stupid or Tipper Gore?” But then I remember that I have to share this universe with different-minded people, and so I sigh and say, “Because where else can a regular guy live out their sexual fantasies with the most beautiful women on the planet?” Of course, in the world of Internet porn, the above statement doesn’t always fit as perfectly as a jigsaw piece.

Sometimes, you get the sexual fantasies but not the beautiful women, sometimes the beautiful women and not the sex, and in rare occasions you get something that belongs on the medical channel. Either way, many times I’m falling short of my ideal porn experience. That is until I logged onto MeatMyass.com. This site hits every one of my prerequisites for a perfect porn site and it would be a big mistake to let this one pass you by.

Now, what does MeatMyAss.com have that makes it so good? Well, you would do better to ask me what MeatMyAss.com doesn’t have. The video quality is superior, the design is as crystal clear as a fiber optic cable, but what really kills on this site are the women. Literally, MeatMyAss.com is a who’s who of starlets in the adult entertainment world. Just listen to some of the hotties that are featured here: Naomi, Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach, Tiffany Rayne, and Hillary Scott, fresh from her Dr. 90210 boob job. Trust me, this is an all-star line up, and the action equals the looks.

As the URL suggests, all the videos here are anal, and these girls take it up the booty eagerly, and often. Hillary Scott, one of my newer dream girls, delivers an awesome performance, deep throating until she gags, and spreading her ass cheeks wide for a drilling. You’d be surprised that crude oil doesn’t spill out like a geyser when she gets cornholed deep by her stud’s huge cock. This one scene is enough for membership.

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